Jairo E López

Dross, Jairo, Yvonne, Rocky and Kaliana are friends who, of a sudden, find themselves involved in a series of episodes of lies and deception. After a sex scandal, Yvonne, a devoted Christian woman, sees her life turn into pieces. Little by little she sees her world disappear in plain sight. Discover her experience by reading, Poorly Kept Secretes, a novel with no considerations for taboos.

Hunting Season is a novel about four women whose lives changed of a sudden because of a 'challenge.' Elena, a very versatile woman, came with the idea: "Listen to my idea and tell me what you think. I want to give you one very simple challenge. Prove to me that you can overcome me in conquering a man, that my experience is irrelevant. I'm not talking about undressing a man or bedding him. Just convincing him to go on a date with you, to go out to eat, or whatever. It will be a two-on-one game. And I'll give you the advantage at the outset, to show you how confident I am in my experience."

The novel is about Eli, a genuinely good man who happens to meet a narcissist woman, someone who turns his life in hell. Here is a glimpse of what she once said to Eli. "Humility is the paltry emotional nourishment of the poor, so you know. The ugly and imperfect have no alternative but to appeal to humility. They appeal to such a thing in an attempt to feel themselves more important, without realizing that what they really get for it is pity. And if there's one thing I detest Eli, it's pity."

Digno, The World's Greatest Asshole is a comedy about the weirdest person on Earth. Digno is a man like no other. Here is what a prostitute thinks of him: "Butthead used to be one of my clients. Friends of mine had him as a client, too. But, cursed idiot that he is, we banished him from our business. I swear on the Virgin's private parts that I'm not lying to you. We got so sick-and-tired of his idiocy that it no longer mattered to us how much money he had. Did you know that Butthead's genealogical chart is a family tree of shame? I mean, tell me, where are his relatives? I've heard people say that they moved to the Middle East and changed their last name. And there are rumors too that some of them literally croaked of shame, and when I say "croaked," I mean they're no longer alive."

Temporada de Caza es una novela muy corta que trata sobre las eventualidades resultantes de tener citas. Los tonos narrativos son variados. Hay momentos de humor, otros de horror. Aqu est un peque o extracto de la novela, muy corto, para no arruinar la historia. (Si leen la novela entera entender n por qu estoy siendo cauto) "Como en el reino animal, tal vez todo sea cuesti n de puntos de vista; lo que para nosotras es un jard n, para los bichos es un restaurante de alta cocina," dijo Sarah."Correcto," replic Elena, agregando: "Soy de la filosof a de que 'en tiempo de hambre hasta las c scaras de los rboles sirven de alimento.' Soy una mujer que, al tener un hambre sexual desproporcionado, me como todo insecto que se me ponga enfrente incluso aunque estos parezcan peligrosos."

La Obsesi n de la Narcisista trata sobre El , un hombre com n y corriente y de buena naturaleza que un d a conoce a una mujer llamada Katiya, alguien sumamente orgullosa de s misma. Para El , haber conocido a esa mujer fue como haber sido picado por una mosca decapitadora de hormigas, de esa especie de mosca que engendra una larva en el cuerpo de su v ctima, y ya ah , la larva comienza a devorar todo desde adentro, avanzando hacia la cabeza hasta tomar control del cerebro y termina causando decapitaci n. Lee la historia de El y de c mo termina sintiendo aprecio por Katiya.

The novel focuses on Bertulfo, a man with 'issues.' He has problems adjusting to society due to his ugliness. Here is what a woman thinks of him: "The miserable man couldn't figure out what to do with my naked body He groaned like a sick ox and brayed like a donkey. We did everything right here on this sofa, I sat on his laps, thanks to the alcohol coursing through my system. Ah, but what a blow to my pride Going through the motions of intercourse, which gave me chills, I tried not to show my face, I looked straight at the wall in front of me, as a precaution against being traumatized for life." Accompany Bertulfo of the discovery of his inner beauty.

La novela trata de Digno, un hombre que conoce la verg enza mas que cualquier otro ser humano. Todo lo que hace tiende a causar verg enza o desastre. He aqu un peque o dialogo entre personas que hablan de l: Gustavo reenfoc tal inquietud, diciendo: "La pregunta, Tina, mejor deber a ser: estar n vivos los padres de Digno? Y si lo est n, tendr n la misma identidad? Porque, si yo fuera ellos, incluso me hiciera trasplante de piel, cabello, e inclusive me cambiar a el tono de voz." "Una cosa es segura," dijo Juan: "En DC, no viven; tampoco en Virginia ni en Maryland; principalmente en Virginia donde la familia sol a residir hace diez a os luego de haber emigrado de El Salvador.""Ese Digno tiene agallas de merodear aun por este lugar. Qu acaso no tiene dignidad? Aqu todos saben lo que representa: 'Verg enza multiplicada por mill n, ' 'el ep tome de la verg enza desmesurada'" Dijo Tina.

La novela se centra en Bertulfo, un hombre muy feo quien no pierde la esperanza de conocer amor verdadero. "Pues, yo creo que me miro feo, super feo, ultra, mega feo. Yo me defino a m mismo como una asimetr a perfecta, un tumor maligno con patas; soy un estropicio abismal. La fealdad es un demonio opresor creo yo, y ese demonio vivir conmigo por siempre. Soy tan horrible que nunca tendr el gusto de robarle la mujer a otro hombre porque soy m s feo que un repollo pateado." Este es el concepto que Bertulfo tiene de si mismo. Acomp alo en su odisea por encontrar amor verdadero siendo feo.

Pascadio is a man scared of sex. His trauma has roots in almost every single thing he does that is related to sex. Thanks to a good friend, he learns to overcome his fear, although the ethics of the procedure is very questionable.

"If they know how to love you, they know how to use you," said Irenia referring to men: "They know well that women are slaves of sensations and emotions. Well, I am no longer a seeker of sensations because men are garbage, reactive substances that make a fool of you in the end. I don't understand why women are slaves of beautiful and dignified words. They are the stuff of the women's own downfall. It is like admiring golden bullets for being made of gold, forgetting that they kill."The novel centers in four couples who are trying to understand love and sex. They learn the hard way after a series of events lead to a crime.

"Quiero que nunca olvides que mi timidez con las mujeres va m s all de un simple dicho o una expresi n. En este cuerpo m o que ves, en este caparaz n de mi alma, cargo un sinn mero de malos recuerdos y penurias que no son f ciles de lidiar. Por lo tanto, quiero que me permitas entender el mundo de las mujeres a mi modo. Reconozco que me ayuda el que hables conmigo pero deja que al final de cuentas sea yo quien tome la decisi n sobre qu hacer con esta 'enfermedad' extra a que a n no puedo entender." Estas son palabras de Pascadio, un hombre que debido al conocimiento bizarro que tiene del sexo, lleva una vida ins pida y contraproducente. Acomp alo en su traves a por superar sus miedos.

"Women were not born to live stagnant, being just one thing, a housewife, an enduring barbarity, a domestic fool. We are individuals with dreams, ambitions and longings that need to be fully achieved... Men, on the other hand, given the continuous barbarities they've inflicted on us throughout history, deserve to be dehumanized, they deserve to be put in a category that fits them. In other words: The traditional model of manhood which we all know, must be eliminated. The world must stop having macho lifestyle. We must live in a society devoid of customs and rules established by men for men's own sake." This is the opinion of Lucy, a feminist who believes that women no longer should trust or depend on men. This novel is about a character named Abby, a young woman that against all odds ends up triumphant in a strange party where men are the enemy, the worst part in women's existence.

Humor de Locos (el t tulo mismo lo dice), es una obra con contenido humor stico altamente fuera de sentido casi al punto de tocar la locura. Aqu encontrar s un listado de trabajos (si es que se les puede llamar as ), tambi n frases, eufemismos, bromas y met foras, propias de m ltiples culturas. Mi intenci n es hacerte re r, que te de un infarto ( Broma ), que dejes de pensar en ese trabajo que diariamente te tortura con estr s y sinsabores. Disfruta de cada broma y comp rtelas con tus amigos.

Abby es una mujer com n y corriente que cree en el amor porque piensa que "creer" es necesario para alcanzar la felicidad. Su filosof a del amor se pone de manifiesto cuando habla con una amiga. "El amor no puede ser encapsulado en un laboratorio. Quienes lo entendemos somos quienes creemos y somos participes de l. Decir que uno comprende todas sus dimensiones o su misticismo es como decir que uno lo domina al punto tal de sentirse superior a l, lo cual creo que es absurdo." "Suponiendo que tengas raz n, que tu teor a sea correcta... Qu crees que ocurrir a con tal fe en el amor si un d a no muy lejano los hombres, con sus ya conocidos modus operandi, prueban de que est s radicalmente equivocada al verlos como mansos corderos, incapaces de mortificar tu existencia?" "No he dicho en ning n momento de que crea de que todos los hombres sean buenos o infalibles; simplemente acoto de que el mejor punto de partida para alcanzar la felicidad con ellos es que uno nunca cese de creer en el amor, en la idea de ser feliz junto a ellos. Ser absolutistas no es bueno; ser c nico en el amor es lo peor que puede existir, porque, para qu vivir si no hay esperanza de ser amado o de recibir afecto?"

Fred Stoker is a very confused man. He is a thinker, a jerk, a crazy person who is trying to organize his life with messy ideas. One day, he meets a lady who brings balance to his world. However, it takes a while for him to love her. Here is a sample of his philosophy of life: "We are gears in action. We'll do everything necessary to facilitate and perpetuate our existence. We invent science to defeat human limitations, also to learn about the past, the present and the afterlife. We invent technology to make our work easier and to produce more happiness. We want to make the human being a controlling entity, not subjugated to the material reality. We will not perish. We cannot be extinguished. We will keep going no matter what happens.If there were the possibility that human existence could be held back by human existence itself, then we would no longer exist; history itself would have stopped; in fact, I would never have been speaking these words to you right now. Disasters, wars, diseases of the past, everything, would have destroyed us. But it hasn't been that way. We come to a great crossroads. And there is no answer to that. There will always be something else that extends the human will towards the future. We will never end. Human existence will always seek to produce yet more human existence. I know this because we have brains that manipulate realities, build future and collect ashes and turn them into artistic wonders. We humans decide the direction we want to give things. We are the masters of the mutability of the elements of life."

Everybody seem to take advantage of Rupert's good heart, a young widower filled with bad luck. Everything he does always leaves him with sorrow and pain. This is his story, his funny and sometimes chaotic story. I won't spoil it to you so bad luck won't get you and ruin you forever. All I can tell you is that Rupert's story will entertain you and make you see life from a better or a bit more positive point of view.

Libni wanted to be a pizza boy, visiting houses of rich women who were alone and desperate for sex After all, the woman he had recently seen masturbating in a hammock while he was working in a garden didn't appear to be flustered or angry when she realized he had seen her. Did she perhaps enjoy being watched? Did she feel some sort of carnal call? The question pointed at its own answer: "In general, women are perverts. They have perverted inclinations. They are like men, unfaithful by nature, and they have sex when the opportunity presents itself," Libni thought.