John H. Boose

Do you want to read a great classic illuminated with over 400 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of P.G. Wodehouse and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they're saying about Right Ho Jeeves Illustrated: "This is the best e-book I've ever read." - Albert Einstein. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Boose is an unbelievable illustrator." - F. Stop Fitzgerald, Dept. of Fine Arts, Florida University. "What does 'Right ho ' mean? Why does everyone keep saying it? What is a Jeeves?" - Vito Powers. "If Boose isn't America's leading classics illustrator, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. "...Jeeves... Wooster... pictures... classic... cocktail time..." - Mike Easter, The Hard Times. "This book made me physically ill, even worse than Boose's other illustrated classics." - Myra Mains. "Until now, I had no idea what Jeeves and Wooster looked like." - Sheila Takya. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Quarterly Bungle. "With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits, Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats, messengers Of strong prevailment in unharden'd youth..." - William Shakespeare. "Yes, that is all very well; but I am afraid Aunt Augusta won't quite approve..." - Oscar Wilde. "They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet... Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O " - James Joyce.

"Red-Hot Miscellany" contents: Fully aged sarcasm, distilled sophomoric humor, and a pinch of Dada. 160 Proof. Mug & Mali's 54th collection of Dadaistic Miscellany includes potable (and not-so-potable) cocktail recipes, unbelievable factoids, outrageous emotional displays, evil intentions, entries in the International Urination Olympics, scorching quotes, woefully dismal jokes, excerpts from Mug & Mali's Illustrated Classics, made-up superstitions, cocktail poetry, clueless puzzles, and dozens of other miscellaneous items that will raise your hackles and shimmy your knickers. In spite of the menace posed by passels of hare-brained literary agents, Mug and Mali revealed this new disagreeable collection of rubbish. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Red-Hot Miscellany" is juvenile, yet injudicious, up-staging such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what the critics are saying about Mug & Mali's "Red-Hot Miscellany: ""I'd rather be drinking." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Agatha L. Outtahere, The Illiterary Journal. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, The Modern Guide to Drunken Dadaists. "The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton, New Dada News. "I don't understand the flow of the story" - Gary Shattire, The Chicago Chugger. "What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art." - Augustus Saint-Gaudens. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "The art of Mug & Mali is a ribbon around a bomb." - Andre Breton, Obscuro Journal. "So many Miscellanies, so little shelf space." - Mug & Mali. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

17,591 Excuses for a Party contains every rationalization you'll ever need to have a party, a drink, or both. The excuses are organized by date, including: 7059 Toastable Events, 6936 Birthdays to Celebrate, 915 Drink-Worthy Factoids, 1802 Daily Wine, Beer, and Drink Pairings (with 863 Original Mug & Mali Cocktail Recipes, Many Potable), and 880 Quotes, Drinking Games, Cocktail Proverbs & Spells, Pranks, Gulping Poems, Naughty Limericks, and Other Surprises In spite of the menace posed by hoards of lunatic literary agents, Mug and Mali announced this new disagreeable collection of Excuses. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "17,591 Excuses for a Party" is immature, yet ill-mannered, up-staging such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what the critics are saying about "17,591 Excuses for a Party: " "This book looks like I need a drink." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. "This is the best book I never read." - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence. "I'd rather be drinking." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "Where do we get our money back?" - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "Take heart - even the worst book has an end." - Frieda People, The Dead Beat. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, The Modern Guide to Drunken Dadaists. "If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now." - Dorothy Parker. "The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton, New Dada News. "I don't understand the flow of the story" - Gary Shattire, The Chicago Chugger. "What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art." - Augustus Saint-Gaudens. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. Mug & Mali told us for three quarters of an hour how they came to write their beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required." - Bertie Wooster. "The art of Mug & Mali is a ribbon around a bomb." - Andre Breton, Obscuro Journal. "Good books enlighten the mind, bad books corrupt the soul. Which is this? Three guesses." - Gus Toe, The Bespoke Journal. "So many Miscellanies, so little shelf space." - Mug & Mali.

We started out to write a best-selling recipe book, but inadvertently authored a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes, New Century Dada creations, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and other inane blather from the usual gang of idiots. In spite of the menace posed by hoards of lunatic literary agents, Mug and Mali announced this new disagreeable collection of malicious recipes and other crud. Readers will find the miscellany bewildering and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Malicious Mischief Recipes" is immature, yet ill-mannered, up-staging such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln "This is a real recipe for disaster." - Lucinda Head, The Julia Chilled Society of Bread Burners. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I see a lot of Miscellany, but not so many recipes." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Where do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "What a great cure for insomnia " - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, The Modern Guide to Drunken Dadaists. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

This is the tenth collection of the worst of the best culled from over fifty volumes of Mug & Mali's Miscellanies. In spite of threats from hoards of drunken cousins and rude bar flies, Mug and Mali published this collection of past pigswill. Readers will find the miscellany baffling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The Tenth Edition of the Worst from Miscellany" is insolent, yet uncouth, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How to Moon Improperly " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "The Tenth Edition of the Worst from Miscellany: " "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "How do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

This is the 13th collection of the worst of the best gathered from over fifty volumes of Mug & Mali's Miscellanies. In spite of intimidation from sinister mad men and barnyard swine, Mug and Mali published this collection of bygone tripe. Readers will find the miscellany baffling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The 13th Edition of the Worst from Miscellany" is rude, yet uncivilized, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "An Inconvenient Bladder" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "The 13th Edition of the Worst from Miscellany: " "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly. "This book represents the ascent of the English language." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "Et prorsus actum est, et quoque arbitrium." ("It's all both and I totally had a choice.") - Malius Maximus "This work made me drink a whole pitcher of dry Martinis." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "How do we get our money back?" - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Mug and Mali are currently Manuscript Igniters at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Pretoxification, where their work on setting fire to classics made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as gizzard fodder. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort.

Mug & Mali have combed the ancient tomes and come up with Ye Olde Time Booke of Conundrums, Riddles, and Puzzles. Like other wonderful books in their series, they garnished these timeworn enigmas with lavish illustrations, many of which are worthy of the name Dada. Other books in Mug & Mali's Classics Illustrated series include: Finnegans Wake, The Importance of Being Earnest, Works of Edgar Allen Poe, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Aesop's Fables, The Brothers' Grimm Fairy Tales, The Devil's Dictionary, Right Ho Jeeves, and Dante's Divine Comedy: Inferno. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous hodge-podge. It's a real piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy Here's what other Dadaists and Surrealists are saying about the New Century Dada Press Ye Olde Time Booke of Conundrums, Riddles, and Puzzles, Illustrated: "Art is like a shipwreck; it's every man for himself." - Marcel Duchamp. "Every page should explode, either because of its staggering absurdity, the enthusiasm of its principles, or its typography." - Tristan Tzara, Manifesti del dadaismo. "The art of Mug and Mali is a ribbon around a bomb." - Andre Breton. "Nothing is more pleasant than to baffle people." - Tristan Tzara, The Dada Manifestos & Lampisteries. "Art has the lovely habit of ruining all artistic theories." - Marcel Duchamp. "...in principle I am against manifestos, as I am against principles." - Tristan Tzara. "The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel. "... bad art is still art in the same way that a bad emotion is still an emotion." - Marcel Duchamp. "I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor." - Man Ray. "If Mug and Mali aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Marcel Duchump. "I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim." - Frida Kahlo. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "I thought to discourage aesthetics... I threw the bottlerack and the urinal in their faces and now they admire them for their aesthetic beauty." - Marcel Duchamp. "...art is a mirage. A mirage, just like the oasis that appears in the desert. It is very beautiful, until the moment when you die of thirst..." - Marcel Duchamp. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup. "I don't understand the flow of the story." - Salvadore's Deli. "All critics should be assassinated." - Man Ray. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Luis Bunuel. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Curt Reply. "Dada is a state of mind. - Andre Breton. "Art is dead. Long live Dada." - Walter Serner.

Do you want to read a great classic illuminated with over 240 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of Edgar Allan Poe's work and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they're saying about the Works of Edgar Allan Poe Illustrated: "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Should you read it? Nevermore." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we weren't dead." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristan Tzorro, Salvador's Deli. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Unpaid Reviewer. "These illustrations look like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "Edgar Allan Poe Illustrated made me physically ill; it's even more revolting than Boose's other illustrated classics." - Myra Mains, The Institute of Perpetual Incontinence. "Boose is an unbelievable illustrator." - F. Stop Fitzgerald. "Warning: the behavior of many characters is pretty ruthless." - Vito Powers, The Strip Mall Journal. "Even poorer than I expected, which is saying something." - Rhoda Mule, KRUD Radio. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, The Modern Guide to Drunken Dadaists. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "If Boose isn't America's leading classics illustrator, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Meat Meat Meat Glorious meat Do you want to know more about meat? Do you want to regale your friends with cocktail poetry? Have you been itching to make fun of English language idioms? What is happening in the field of New Century Dada? Would you like to see horribly illustrated excerpts from such classic works as "Finnegans Wake" and "Dante's Inferno?" Are you happy, sad, scared, mad, nauseous, and constipated? Who is out and about? What would you like to ask Dr. Mug? Do you know that Egyptians believed that many meat animals were sacred, such as the beagle, spinnow, cheetah, guinea foul, flinch, catshark, hummingturd, snow leotard, porkster, dolphine, piss-ant, komodo dragoon, arctic fox, dolt, britten, hammerhead shark, whale, mosquito, partridge, elephant, raccoon, spunk, gape, primate, mockingbird, gila monster, wallaby, parrotfish, cantelope, steal, shrewd, koi, aardwolf, hedgehog, blue whale, doedoe, dingo, emu, xerinae, river hypno, crocodill, sparrow, thrush, lobster, fowl, rattlesnake, porcupine, cat, african buffalo, chinchilla, muskox, squid, rabbit, cuckoo, kite, african elephant, hug, crayfish, aargvark, porcupinecone, termite, lemming, orca, prairie dog, beaver, iguana, orangutan, sturgeon, pheasant, guppy, pony, jaguar, planarian, arctic wolf, sheep, tiger shark, sweasel, kangaloo, hedgedog, gamefowl, harle, hartebeest, grouse, hippopotamus, chameleope, oldt, woodpecker, mandriller, arabian leopard, bovid, reptile, tiglon, chameleon, gazellp, rodent, water boa, tarsier, spider, wildcat, swallow, oceloaf, constrictor, ground sloth, walrust, wolverine, stink, black panther, hot spigot, gibbon, swift, rook, koalap, cattle, martenizer, bug, quail, wildebeest, crougar, tyrannosaurus, mynah turd, bandicoot, schleep, bat, falcon, rainbow trout, panther, louse, armadillon, waterbuck, scorpion, blamb, marmoset, kangaroo mouse, urial, bobolink, quagga, allimator, cardinal, badger, irukandji jellyfish, frog, aoudad, poorpuss, vicuna, lion, mousse, basilisk, preptile, spanda, fly, smelt, kangaroo, junglefowl, tahr, cricket, mule, belk, parakeet, kangaroo rat, ermine, orangutango, red panda, giant squid, pig, goot, lovetird, rufus hog, hippopotamust, crab, tern, boar (wild pig), box jellyfish, crocodile, platypus, scale insect, trout, beetle, lynx, skink, platypuss, alpaca, kinkajou, amphibian, possum, dung beetle, sledgehog, puffin, gnewt, octopus, ocelot, mold, beaked whale, sloth, pinniped, koala, skunk, albatross, mountain gloat, tree frog, locust, piranha, llama, snake, crabbit, great white shark, tapir, zebra, newt, schmuckbill, peregrine falcon, sea slug, pilot whale, frag, centipede, fox, coral, cougar, quokka, reindeer, monkey, marsupial, cony, praying mantis, starfish, tortoise, sea lion, hermit crab, aardvark, gemsbok, asswipe, ferret, shyena, haddock, dragon, tiger, new world quail, dugong, gooser, capybara, angelfish, condor, chickadee, loon, cheeter, english pointer, bird, crawdad, raindeep, clownfish, barracuda, prongthorn, kiwi, beer, hare, whitefish, mackerel, puma, paracreep, moosetang, gorilla, yak, silver pox, opossum, lungfish, bison, steelhead trout, african leopard, mink, vampire squid, tasmanian devil, halibut, gerbil, shrimp, buzzard, walrus, guinea pig, land snail, galliform, Herman whale, toad, rhinoceroast, and dragonbite? If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous meaty mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from schools of blowfish and hoards of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this putrid m lange. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Big Book of Meat" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy

If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous national mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from schools of blowfish and hoards of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this putrid m lange. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Nation" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "Miscellany Nation: " "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "What a great cure for insomnia " - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal. "Miscellany Nation" is another flagship work from the New Century Dada Press. The New Century Dada Press brings the mystique and power of avant-garde Dada to the 21st century. Dada was officially not a movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Its post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors.

"Miscellany Against Humanity" thrusts us boldly into a new era of man's inhumanity to man. Here's an example passage: Q. What has two gray legs and two brown legs? A. An elephant with diarrhea. If beer just came out your nose, this book is for you. And your friends. Or how about this factoid: Wallets made from electric eel skins will demagnetize credit cards. Do you want to know how to shame statues? Do you want to regale your friends with cocktail poetry and filthy limericks against humanity? Have you been itching to make fun of Yoga poses? Would you like to see horribly illustrated excerpts from such classic works as "Finnegans Wake" and "Dante's Inferno?" Is nature against humanity? What are the neo seven ages of mankind? What is Trixie saying? If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous inhuman mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from hordes of Visigoths and bar flies, Mug and Mali crafted this fetid hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Against Humanity" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy This is a work of satire and Dada and is not sponsored by the party game (also for horrible people) with a similar name. Here's what they're saying about Mug & Mali's "Miscellany Against Humanity: " "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "What a great cure for insomnia " - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mess of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of hordes of Visigoths and bar keepers, Mug and Mali crafted this new malodorous hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Magazine Annual" is impertinent, yet jejune, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy What they're saying about Mug & Mali's Miscellany Magazine Annual: "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "This book looks like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "What a great cure for insomnia " - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "In the words of Theodore Sturgeon, '90% of everything is crud, ' and this is no exception." - Ginger Vitas, The Dead Beat. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "Even poorer than I expected, which is saying something." - Rhoda Mule, KRUD Radio. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

Do you want to read a great classic illuminated with over 215 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of truly Grimm fairy tales and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they're saying about The Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales Re-Illustrated: "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Historic violent and sexist claptrap padded with hundreds of witless images. It's sure to be a winner." - Lucinda Head, The Children's Minute. "What a great cure for insomnia " - Freida People, The Roman Tribune. "These illustrations look like I need a drink." - Rhoda Booke, Loose Change Quarterly. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Franklin. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "The Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales Re-Illustrated made me physically ill; it's even more revolting than Boose's other illustrated classics." - Myra Mains, The Institute of Perpetual Incontinence. "Even poorer than I expected, which is saying something." - Rhoda Mule, KRUD Radio. "Boose is an unbelievable illustrator." - F. Stop Fitzgerald. "In the words of Theodore Sturgeon, '90% of everything is crud, ' and this is no exception." - Ginger Vitas, The Dead Beat. "...most of the time, to see the truly bad takes training, but not here." - Helen Wheels, USA Yesterday. "Its romanticized two-dimensional, cutout characters (golden bird, naughty children, wicked mothers, sneaky elves, hapless shoemaker, frog prince, valiant tailor, little girl with a red hood, robber bridegroom, misguided peasants, large corrupt wolf, vain queen, talking cocktail) strut and fret their hour on an unconvincing stage." - Mike Easter, The Regional Enquirer. "I hate it for its superficiality and poor values." - Ben D. Rules, The Weed Daily. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Curt Reply, The Washington Pest. "Warning: the behavior of many characters is pretty ruthless." - Vito Powers, The Strip Mall Journal. "...one of the ...vital and ...important ...Modern Dadaists we have." - Barb Dwyer, Mothers for Drunk Dadaists. "I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Daily Bungle. "...so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's time by describing it." - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "If Boose isn't America's leading classics illustrator, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.