John Robert Bland

White House Spoofs is a hilarious parody of a sex scandal.

Collection of iconic cartoonist/artist Alastair Laird commissioned illustrations for the scripts from author John Robert Bland reflecting topics such as the Mexico wall, energy conservation, cultural exchange, Chicago, mother and squirrel, climate change, presidential election, missing airplane, basketball, and a lion dream.

A warm story inspired by my visit to beautiful Bondi Beach near Sydney Australia and experiencing a flock of loud pelicans up on me while I attempted to enjoy my fish and chips, a Bondi Beach favorite. It is a story of how the lone black pelican, appearing disliked by the other pelicans, evolves into a leader of the flock through his love and caring of his sick fellow pelicans of a different color. It all left me with a new perspective on sharing. Bondi Beach is a wonderful place to visit and the pelicans are a part of its beautiful fabric.

Zach love for basketball turned into a dream to play n the NBA with his heroes, and sure enough he began to grow like a beanstalk through elementary, high school and college. His dream came true when he was drafted into the HBA by the Detroit Pistons. A dream that is possible.

A collection of the artwork of author John Robert Bland attached with comments and stories behind the art, of which some are from childhood. Displaying yet another facet of the author, songwriter, poet, and essayist skillset.

Song Version LION DREAMLittle ghetto boy trying to hold on to nothing Each day a challenge trying to get home from school No daddy in the picture for protection I can't say much of that was cool But my dreams were my escape I expected them to take me to a better placeI met a lion in my dream A lion in my dream I did not expect I was not so keen I saw a lion in my dream The scariest lion the first I had ever seen The lion chased me all night and made me weak I decided to give up I was his meal to eat Then the dream ended I told nobody I wanted it out of my mind soul and my body But my dreams were my escape I expected them to take me to a better placeI met a lion in my dream A lion in my dream I did not expect I was not so keen I saw a lion in my dream The scariest lion the first I had ever seen Next night all forgotten the lion was waiting I ran as fast as I could screaming Than something came over me like courage I turned around and stood up to a frighten lion hence what you can do with courage My lion dream was for a reason My maker knew I was in short supply of strength It took me years to figure it out but meanwhile I never backed down from anything anybody for any reasonI met a lion in my dream A lion in my dream I did not expect I was not so keen I saw a lion in my dream The scariest lion the first I had ever seen

acob tiene una pasi n para ver que todas las personas del mundo sean libres y felices hambre. De lectura obligatoria para los l deres mundiales.

Enjoy Santa Raymond as he shares his Christmas spirit with those he loves. In spite of obstacles, Santa Raymond charges on with bringing the neighborhood together with Christmas cheer.

Raymond Discovers Cultural Exchange es un viaje humor stico de un narrador experto, John Robert Bland. Raymond descubre a brit nicos, italianos, japoneses y el Nuevo Mundo con algunos matices estereotipados, pero en el contexto del humor destructivo, pero relevante: una marca registrada del autor .

From master story teller John Robert Bland, journey on an adventurous nightmare with Raymond as he experienced how cultural exchange may have come about centuries ago. Also, the lesson learned. Always, humor delivered with a social commentary. Be prepared to laugh throughout as Raymond out did himself in this one.

Raymond, of Raymond Keeping It Real, Good Times Googling, and Raymond Discovers Cultural Exchange is Santa Raymond with all the trimmings of how Santa would be greeted in the inner city. Plenty of laughs.

D pot: Un cardinal p ch l, s'inspire du plus grand vol de Saint-Louis, 6,6 millions ce jour. Theo, la femme Patience et son fils Grandison vivent dans la rue du vol. Bien qu'ils aient t t moins du crime, leur participation la recherche de voleurs tait obscurcie par leur relation avec la police. Cependant, ils proc dent la discussion et l'offre de leurs th ories sur la fa on dont le vol a t men , qui a t impliqu et combien a t pris. Le livre comporte un drame sous une com die paisse qui ne peut tre appari e que par le myst rieux cordonnier de p che la porte avec un magazine cach contenant une couche de vingt ans. Les nouvelles t l vis es et les ragots de l' glise ont jou un r le essentiel en contribuant la confusion, laissant le lecteur suspendu car r soudre ce cas est encore un travail en cours, avec environ 3 millions d'entre eux encore quelque part. Tenez votre coussin de si ge.

Depositario: Un pecado cardinal, se inspir en el mayor robo de San Luis, 6,6 millones hasta la fecha. Theo, la esposa Patience y el hijo Grandison vive en la calle de la escena del robo. Aunque eran testigos del crimen, su participaci n en la b squeda de los ladrones estaba nublada por su relaci n con la polic a. Sin embargo, proceden a discutir y ofrecer sus teor as de c mo se llev a cabo el robo, qui n estuvo involucrado y cu nto se tom . El libro ofrece el drama debajo de una comedia de la capa gruesa que pueda ser emparejada solamente por el zapatero misterioso del melocot n izquierdo en su puerta con un compartimiento ocultado que contiene una capa de a os veinte. Noticias de televisi n y chismes de la iglesia desempe ado un papel esencial en la contribuci n a la confusi n, dejando el lector colgando como resolver este caso sigue siendo un trabajo en curso, con un estimado de 3 millones todav a por ah en alguna parte. Aferrarse a su coj n de asiento.

Inspired by the biggest robbery in St. Louis history, an estimated take of 6.6 million. Theo, wife Patience and son Grandison reside down the block from the scene of the robbery, and witnessed a portion yet reluctant to share it with the police for fear of being implicated. Also, suspicion of who is really behind the robbery. This one is a roller coaster.

Une parodie humoristique de la politique, du scandale international, de l'artisanat, du baseball et de l'op rateur de tableau de bord, l'auteur de Raymond en gardant le r el, les parodies de la maison blanche, l'avion manquant, le voyage de gentillesse de Jacob et Good Times Googling.