Kenneth Edward Barnes

This is a collection of four of my small humorous books. All of them are about relationships in one form or another. The first book is called Instruction Manual for the WIFE (Wonderful Idea From Eden). It is about the unique creation known as WOMAN (Wondrous One Man Always Needs). The second book is titled How to Care for Your MAN (Mate's Animalistic Needs). Women need to know how to attract, capture, properly train and interact with their new or old man. The third book is How to Care for Your CHILD (Cute Huggable Innocent Little Darling). I felt you cannot have a book about a man and woman without a child soon coming along. It gives advice on how to obtain, raise and release a child. The fourth book is a humorous look at how we would live if we only had instincts to guide us. How would we be raised? How would we find food, protect ourselves or even find a mate? Then, what would we do once we found one? I titled it INSTINCTS (Interesting Natural Secret Tendencies If Nature Could Teach Secrets).

About one third of the Bible is prophecy. The majority is about the coming of God's Kingdom to earth. One of my most popular books is Mysteries of the Bible. Therefore, I thought I would write a book that explains in more detail Christ's 1,000-year reign on earth. This is a rather short 27,000-word book, but it is not a work of fiction because the Bible says many things about what the earth will be like when Christ returns for His one-thousand-year reign. I will use many Bible scriptures, which give a clear picture of how some things will be during that time. I will also use references that the Bible makes to show how other things will most likely be. It is a fascinating look into the future of our world and I hope you enjoy reading it.

Why are there famines, diseases, earthquakes, fires, crime, war, death and human suffering? Doesn't God care? If so, then why does He allow it to continue? Is there even an answer? There is, and I will answer it. God gives us the answer and it is in the Holy Bible, you just know where to look and how to understand how God views such suffering.We all have had bad things happen, and many of us know others that have probably suffered more than ourselves. All over the world there are troubles, either because of natural disasters or man's inhumanity to man.Today the world is rushing towards a climax that will end in a battle that will destroy all life from our planet. Only God's intervention will stop our own extinction This book explains why all the suffering, the troubles, the evil in the world. It also explains why and how God will put an end to it. Some of the things will surprise you.

Most Christians have been told and believe that there will a "secret rapture". When this occurs, they will instantaneously be taken to heaven. Also, when this happens, many of their loved ones and all of the wicked will be left behind on earth to suffer a "Great Tribulation." There have even been popular movies depicting this. Nonbelievers, of course, do not believe any of this, and they often ridicule and make fun of those that do. Both, however, are in for a rude awakening, because both are very wrong In this book, I will give very clear scripture passages that tell you what really is going to happen. We need to seek the truth and not put our faith in man. By the time people find out that they have been deceived, it will be too late. "For as a snare it shall come on all them that dwell on the face of the whole earth," Luke, 21:35.

This book has a little over 57,000 words and is a true story of one man's dream, my dream, of being a writer and living in a cabin in the woods. It seemed impossible at times for me to achieve that dream, and most would have never even attempted to try to do what I did. Because of my faith and what seems like a divine hand guiding me, I pressed on to do what I felt was my purpose and my destiny. This is my story of how I had a dream and tried to follow it. It tells of all the trials and tribulations I endured and how I kept going to fulfill that dream. While trying to achieve this dream, I lost my mother, my wife, my children, my job, and my home. At one point, I had no money, no job and no home, yet I had faith. Later, by this faith, I built a cabin by hand, using only a hammer and a handsaw. I dug my own well, installed solar electric and became a nationally published writer. Then, when I thought I had almost reached my goal, I lost nearly everything again. I lost my best friend, my father, and my loving wife whom I had found not long before. I also nearly lost a son. Picking up the pieces, I began again trying to follow that dream. This is that story and it is not yet over, for there are several more chapters in my life. Because of this, you, too, will become part of that dream when you read this book. This story is written on a very personal level. I try to tell things that happened and the way I felt at the time. I believe that speaking to the reader, as I would a close friend, gives a better understanding of the author's view and adds depth to the story. I will also be sharing my faith in God, for without His help I would not be here writing this book. I believe this book will increase your faith, give you hope and encourage you to follow your dreams. Therefore, I hope you will enjoy reading "A Cabin in the Woods."

The love between a husband and wife is the most intimate of all love and in writing this book I wanted to show how terrific that special bond is. This story is about the love of two young people and the pain of losing that love. Therefore, in order for the reader to feel the joy, the ecstasy and the pleasure of the love they experience, I had to write several intense love scenes. I had to show in their intimate relationship that they had something so glorious and so special that it would show the depth of their love during their most private moments.Yes, this story is full of passion - it is also laced with moments that touch the heart. Will the unfaithful one be caught? Will true love overcome all obstacles? Is it even possible to have the kind of love that will be able to forgive the unpardonable sin? You will find out in this story of love, lies and secrets. Yes, it is a heart-rending story of passion, love, and forbidden desires that lead to the other being Betrayed

Catherine Ann McIntyre is the first woman president of the United States and she has won with the new Constitutional Party. She is a no-nonsense woman that won because of her wit, wisdom, and down to earth charm. The symbol of her new party is an American bison, and one cartoonist shows the bison shoving a donkey and elephant off a cliff. This gives you some idea that she is not one to be trifled with. This 96,000-word novel is set in the not-too-distant future and it tackles the tough issues that we face today. After a failed assassination attempt, she is the first modern president to carry a gun. She also has female bodyguards, which leads to some humorous moments. In addition, the story has a very surprising twist at the end concerning one of the characters. Having an iron will and bulldog determination, she (the president) not only is brash and rude, to make matters worse, she is beginning to go through "the change". Will she be able to cope with all the stresses of the presidency? What if there is a conflict, which always happens? Will she let her reason or her emotions rule? We will soon see, but hang on; it will be a wild and bumpy ride Ready or not, here she comes. Here comes Madam President.

To date, I have published over 75 titles and Mysteries of the Bible is my most popular book. The reason is, there are many mysteries and it takes a lot of study and God's guidance to understand them. Many things have also been hidden until our day.In the Book of Daniel, he was told "seal up the words until the time of the end." He was also told that men would travel all over the earth and knowledge would be increased. Some things are just now being revealed and there are more to come.In this book, I will reveal who the "two witnesses" are and where they are today. The Bible tells us what time of year the battle at Armageddon will be fought if we know where to look. The Bible also makes it clear about many other things that most do not understand. Like: What happens when you die? Who is the Antichrist? When was Christ born? When did Christ die (it was not on a Friday ). What day was He resurrected? What really happened in the Garden of Eden? Who was Cain's wife? Will there be a "secret rapture"? And many more.Christ says in His word, "Seek and you shall find; knock and it shall be open unto you." If you truly look for the truth, you can find it. You must listen to what the Word says, however, and not to any man. If you question something that I have written, look for yourselves. Christ is the truth, so you cannot go wrong in following Him. Therefore, do not read this book unless you have an open heart and really want to know the truth.One lady gave this book a Five Star rating and in her review said: "Wow, awesome book Great book, well written and really makes you question how you live your life as a Christian. Worth the buy."

So, what happens when your pet dies? Is there any chance that you will ever see them again? In this little book of about 30,000 words, I give some surprising answers. Who would know best if pets go to heaven than God? Does God say anything about pets or any other animal having eternal life?The answer lies in the Word of God, which is in the Bible. Not many scriptures speak directly about this question concerning animals, but there are some. More importantly, the Bible explains how God's plan for humanity will also affect animals. If we understand this, then we can better understand what happens when we die or our pet dies.This book will shed new light on the subject and I believe you will enjoy reading it. I have included several stories of pets that I have had over the years, from dogs, cats, raccoons, pigs, squirrels and others. I believe young and old alike will love reading about each unique animal and will be able to see and understand that every animal, just as every person, is special. A pet is special to us, but to God they are even more special, because He created them and He knows everyone, even the ones humans never see.

Yes, there will be an invasion from outer space It will be similar to what one might see on a Star Trek movie, but it will be real and on a much grander scale. It will also be in the not too distant future. How has this information been hidden for so long? What will the world do when it happens? What will these alien beings look like or do to the inhabitants of the earth? The answers lie in the words contained in an ancient manuscript Not only does this ancient manuscript say there will be an invasion, but it even gives the number of spaceships that will arrive These will be huge spaceships capable of holding hundreds, if not thousands, of people. Those operating the ships will be part of an enormous army of hundreds of millions. The ones coming will take over the governments of the earth and rule with an iron fist. No one will be able to resist them and great fear will come over all those on earth when they first appear. "Why haven't I heard about this before?" you may ask. There are several reasons. One is that many have not read this ancient manuscript or if they have, they do not understand what they have read. Yes, the greatest event in history is just around the corner. Things that are soon coming will shake not only the physical earth; it will shake our sense of reality to the core.

Most believe that evolution is a fact. The fact is, it is still a theory and has never been proven and can't be. Why? Because it is not true I have studied nature since childhood and am an outdoor writer. I have also studied the Bible for over fifty years.In this book, I give some startling facts that show that evolution could not have accounted for the complex variety of life. I also give some Bible verses, which show that God is the Creator and that those that believe in evolution must have "faith" in a world that has created itself.In writing this little book, which is contains about 25,500 words, I will be using some quotes and a couple of excerpts from a few of my other books already written. I will also use quotes from so-called "experts" to show how ridiculous their thinking is and what they say to explain creation without a creator. I even have a quote from a world-renowned atheist and professor that studied human DNA. After his research, he said that not only did God exist, but also that God had to have designed life. He said that evolution could not have happened

School shootings, mass shootings, terrorist attacks, gang violence, murder and armed robberies are all in the news headlines every day. What can be done to stop the madness?Why is there such controversy about gun control? One side says, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." The other side believes that if no one had guns the world would be a much safer place. Who is right?In this book I look at the argument and see if either side is right and if not what the answer really is. Recently, I had a Five Star review of this book on Amazon. I will let the man's words speak for themselves: "I can't recommend this book enough A quick read (that is relative by the way). It is an eye opener, no matter what side of the issue you are on. I started reading with an open mind and just 'waiting' for the zinger to happen. The zinger if you can call it that, is to make you THINK. This book makes you think "

The controversy has been going on for many years now. Today, there are those that say, "It is a woman's right" to have an abortion. On the other side of the scale, there are those that say, "It is murder."What is the answer? Is it murder? Does a woman have a "right" to end a pregnancy? That is what this book is about.Will what I say in this book make any difference in the debate? I do not know. Most people have already made up their mind if abortion is right or wrong. There are others, however, that have not given it much thought. Even if you believe that a woman has a right to have an abortion, have you really looked into what the debate is all about? Have you looked carefully to see why there is such heated augments? If you are right and there is nothing wrong about a woman having an abortion, then you have nothing to worry about. If, however, you are wrong, this book could change your life.

Buddy and Rambo: The Orphaned Raccoons is a heartwarming true story of two baby raccoons that were rescued and raised by the author and his wife. The little raccoons were found alone without their mother when they were about a month old. They were never caged and as they grew older, they were taught to find food for themselves in the wild. They were also on local and national TV. Today you can still see them on YouTube playing, wrestling with one another, and getting into mischief.