What if the Right Reverend Tilli Kuru, Iron Mage, had more than one child? And what if the psychotic Count Ghostmont has devised a plan to overthrow Good Queen Bess: a plan which involves Tilli Kuru's children and a weapon that exists only in the pages of a popular comic book? And what if Count Ghostmont has decided he wants the daughter of the Reverend Who Wasn't a Reverend to sit beside him on the throne of the Hanlish Commonwealth--specifically, the daughter who's engaged to Mykal, Lee and Jerry's son? What's a mother to do?