Love Spells

Dad's still preggers, the wedding planner's about to have a nervous breakdown over the seating plan and some asshat stole my dress. But, nothings going to stop me getting married...As Jynx's big day gets nearer, everything is going to plan. Kinda. Almost. Okay, not at all. Sorting out the guest list is taking more diplomacy than a terse standoff with nuclear-capable nations. Half the guests will happily each the others and that's just the hell contigent. Plus, no one actually knows the etiquette for seating God and the Devil in the same row.The seating plan is the least of Jynx's worries when the dress shop is hit and her custom made gown is stolen. Trying to track down another lands her in a car accident with a polar bear and almost struck off the Anti-christ's Christmas card list.What she doesn't expect is every bride's worst nightmare... her groom's ex turning up at the wedding. In HER dress. Forget princess of hell, in a fight for her groom, true love and her pack, ALWAYS bet on a Demon Bridezilla...Please note: Contains a teenage polar bear, a werewolf princess about to get her comeuppance and more snark than you can shake a stick at. Oh, and God getting mooned by a viking-wearing hellcat.

Dragonettes, Honey Buns, and one dead Piggy Princess Hang On, Hairy Wort, it's Lazy Daisy to the rescue...well, sorta.Pat-a-cake, Pat-a-cake, Baker Bear's Witch, Oh, dear me I just flipped that switch. There's a pig in the oven as dead as can be, Without a heart, or a lung, or a danged kid-ney.With a zip and a zap and a tappity-tap, I'll fix this mess even without a catnap.Got Miss Bunny, Doc Downey, and Granny Cleo, One, two, three, and away we go.Bubble, Bubble, we sure got some trouble. Another Piggie's missing, so now it's double.Somethin' sure stinks, but that might be the skunks, Or the Cats, or the Possums, oh heck They're all punks.See ya' in Hairy Wort. It's sure to be snort Come 'on down There'll be laughs all 'round.

Welcome back to Hairy Wart I missed the heck outta all of ya' And, I know you won't be surprised that we're once again raisin' hell and forgettin' to take names.Rosie, here, buckle up, Buttercups, I'm the Witch your momma warned you about, but in an epically awesome way. Promise. Everything was fine. I mean, normal...for us. Faith and I were arguing as usual, my bossy Gator-in-law was butting his snout in where it didn't belong, and Daisy was runnin' interference when she could keep her eyes open. Just another sunny day in Hairy Wort...right? Sure, but dadgummit it was shorter lived than a flea fart in a windstorm. Gettin' outta the house (away from Faith) Taffy and I happened upon a dead body in the rubble of the Marshall Mansion that literally got up and walked away when we weren't lookin'. No I am not messin' with you. I swear it happened.Now, Beau and Faith are losin' their minds, the Dragonettes are beside themselves, and Daisy, well, she's sleepin' but that beside the point. Just when I thought things had fallen to the bottom of the swamp where the creepy crawlies creep and crawl, a tall, handsome Panther with a quick smile and a glint in his gleaming emerald eyes appeared smack dab in the middle of this mess and he's tellin' everybody who'll listen that he's my Mate.What the H-E-Double-hockey-sticks am I supposed to do with that pile of Grunch crap? Good Goddess, if you love me, send a hundred-pound box of chocolate and three gallons of Miss Bunny's sweet iced tea.One thing's for darned sure, when the Goddess and the Universe team up, with Destiny and Fate on the sidelines, well, it's more than a Witch can endure. Come on down, hang out a while, 'cause Heaven knows I could use your help.

Love Spells - Laugh Out Loud Paranormal RomanceZinnia Franklyn met the love of her life when she was just fifteen years old, and then lost him to Hollywood three years later. Now he's arrived on her island, hotter than ever, and ready to pick up where they left off. There's only one problem... he's supposedly engaged to his costar.Reed Sinhawk, television star of Engaged to a Werewolf, has only ever loved one woman. And the moment he walks back into her life, he's determined to make her his. But will the tabloids, a jealous costar, and his overbearing father succeed in destroying his one chance at happiness?