Matti Charlton

A collection of songs by Matti Charlton, arranged for the piano. Includes several of the hit songs by the Canadian artist, including Dark Addiction, Paul's Song, and many others for the piano player to play.

"The Quiet and Disturbing Temper of the AI Clown Machine Robots" by Matti Charlton is a surreal, chaotic, and darkly humorous story that blends elements of noir detective fiction with absurdist and dystopian themes. The narrative centers on Detective Natalya Gr skar, who is interrogating a massive, muscular man dressed as a clown. The clown is a bizarre, menacing figure with a mismatched outfit and custom-made clown shoes that hide lock-picking tools. As the interrogation unfolds, the clown reveals a disturbing nature, and the situation quickly escalates into violence.Gr skar, a tough and no-nonsense detective, struggles to maintain control as the clown brutally attacks her, sending her flying through a glass mirror. Despite severe injuries, including glass shards embedded in her face and body, Gr skar fights back with a combination of quick thinking and brutal tactics, ultimately subduing the clown by stabbing him with a piece of glass. The story takes a bizarre turn as the narrative shifts to a meta-commentary on the absurdity of bureaucracy, storytelling, and advertising, culminating in a grotesque and satirical conclusion.The story is a wild ride through a nightmarish world where nothing is as it seems, blending graphic violence, dark humor, and a heavy dose of satire. It challenges the reader's perception of reality, authority, and the absurdities of modern life, all while maintaining a relentless pace and an unpredictable, often disorienting, narrative style.

"Early Short Stories" is a collection of dark and haunting short stories by Madison Matti Charlton, a talented transgender author who wrote these stories at the age of 16. These stories captivate readers with their exploration of themes like horror, identity, and the human condition.

Matti Charlton, Canada's favorite transgender poet, has made a name for themselves in modern poetry: their collection of poetry "the cosmology of love" features regularly on the top 100 gay and lesbian books of all time, and their collection "ouroboros" is a transgender poetry classic. Nevertheless, those collections were from 2003 and 2005, respectively, and the transgender and queer poet has not released a single thing since then. Until now.After 18 years hiatus, Matti returns with "Unring.existence.poetrie.par.matti.charlton." and it's their most ambitious collection yet. This hardcover release is a special edition and is the only format the collection will be made available in. The collection of over 30 poems plus the short story "The Smiling Man" round out the collection, and it includes the poem "The Last Unicorn" which Matti read and performed at the Transgender Day of Remembrance ceremonies at the 519 community centre on November 20th, 2023.After 18 years, over 30 new poems plus short story "The Smiling Man"; includes "The Last Unicorn" which Matti read at the Transgender Day of Remembrance ceremonies at the 519 community centre on November 20th, 2023.2SLGBTQIA+ author and publisher.

En las profundidades de un bosque oscuro y encantador yace un secreto que pocos se atreven a confrontar."Eres M o," una obra maestra de narrativa no convencional del extraordinario autor transg nero y autista Matti Charlton, llama a los lectores a un viaje exc ntrico hacia lo desconocido.Desvelando una verdad esquiva, la Muerte misma emerge como la narradora, cautivando nuestros corazones y mentes con su presencia inquietante.El escalofriante mensaje de la Muerte nos recuerda que el hilo fr gil de la vida inevitablemente se acerca a su fin, abraz ndonos a todos en su atemporal agarre.Desde la tierna despedida de mascotas queridas hasta el agridulce adi s de familiares y amigos amados, ninguna alma puede escapar del abrazo eterno de las g lidas manos de la Muerte.Sin embargo, entre las sombras, hay un destello de esperanza: un recordatorio susurrado de aprovechar cada momento, de infundir nuestra existencia con amistad, lealtad y amor.Con cada vuelta de p gina, las ilustraciones vibrantes y las palabras conmovedoras de Matti Charlton tejen una tela de introspecci n, inst ndonos a abrazar la esencia de nuestras propias vidas.Trascendiendo las barreras de la edad y la experiencia, "Eres M o" nos invita a embarcarnos en una odisea emocional, donde la gratitud se convierte en nuestra br jula y la autenticidad en nuestra estrella gu a.Porque en la oscuridad profunda de este bosque reside una luz: un faro de sabidur a que ilumina nuestras almas.A medida que nos enredamos en el abrazo tierno de este relato extraordinario, descubrimos que aunque el toque de la Muerte sea inevitable, la riqueza de nuestra existencia reside en las elecciones que hacemos, las conexiones que forjamos y el legado de amor que dejamos atr s."Eres M o" es m s que un libro; es un himno sincero que resuena profundamente, despertando el coraje de vivir, amar y abrazar la belleza de nuestras vidas ef meras.R ndete a su atracci n enigm tica y emprende un viaje transformador que grabar para siempre su esencia en tu alma.

Dive into the uproarious world of 'Twink Twink Twank Twuck' by Matti Charlton, where the boundaries of conversation blur in an audacious interview that tests the limits of ChatGPT. Charlton takes readers on a wild ride through adult humor and hilarity, skillfully navigating the nuances of language with a blend of wit and satire. As the interview unfolds, ChatGPT's responses veer into unexpected and side-splitting territory, creating a unique and unforgettable reading experience. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter as 'Twink Twink Twank Twuck' delivers an unapologetically humorous exploration of language, artificial intelligence, and the unexpected.

In the depths of a dark and enchanting forest lies a secret that few dare to confront."You're Mine," a masterpiece of unconventional storytelling by the extraordinary transgender and autistic author Matti Charlton, beckons readers on an offbeat journey into the unknown.Unveiling an elusive truth, Death themself emerges as the narrator, captivating our hearts and minds with their haunting presence.Death's chilling message reminds us that life's fragile thread inevitably draws closer to its end, embracing us all in their timeless grip.From the tender departure of cherished pets to the bittersweet farewell of beloved family and friends, no soul can escape the eternal embrace of Death's icy hands.Yet amidst the shadows, there lies a flicker of hope-a whispered reminder to seize each moment, to infuse our existence with friendship, loyalty, and love.With each turn of the page, Matti Charlton's vibrant illustrations and poignant words weave a tapestry of introspection, urging us to embrace the essence of our own lives.Transcending the boundaries of age and experience, "You're Mine" invites us to embark on an emotional odyssey, where gratitude becomes our compass and authenticity our guiding star.For within the profound darkness of this forest, there resides a light-a beacon of wisdom that illuminates our souls.As we become entwined in the tender embrace of this extraordinary tale, we discover that while Death's touch may be inevitable, the richness of our existence lies in the choices we make, the connections we forge, and the legacy of love we leave behind."You're Mine" is more than a book; it is a heartfelt anthem that resonates deep within, awakening the courage to live, love, and embrace the beauty of our fleeting lives.Surrender to its enigmatic allure and embark on a transformative journey that will forever etch their essence upon your soul.

Dive into the abyss of chilling tales in this collection of ultra-short horror stories, masterfully crafted for the ADHD generation. Matti Charlton, an author with ADHD themselves, has created a spine-tingling compilation that will grip you in mere minutes. The eerie symbols that grace each chapter and story set the perfect tone for this terrifying literary adventure. Ultra-short horror tales, expertly crafted

Prepare for another uproarious literary journey with 'That's (Fairly) Inappropriate' This hilarious humor book reinvents an innuendo-packed short story in the most unexpected ways.From the fearless prose of Hunter S. Thompson to the timeless wit of Bill Hicks, each chapter resurrects immitations of beloved authors and TV shows, breathing new life into the narrative with irresistible charm.Embark on side-splitting adventures inspired by 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, ' navigate the comedic genius of George Carlin, and relish in the absurdity of Grandmaster Flash and Sir Mix-A-Lot.Join the laughter-filled surprises, including a bizarre Boy Scout campfire story and the whimsical world of Wes Craven. Experience the wit of comedians like Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogen, and more, as they take center stage in this riotous comedy extravaganza.Get ready for a journey that spans the realms of horror, sci-fi, and surrealism with nods to Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher, and David Lynch. And yes, even Ed Wood makes an appearance Conclude your hilarious voyage with a courtroom drama inspired by Judge Judy, epic 'Inception'-style mind-benders, a whimsical twist on 'The Wizard of Oz, ' and the enigmatic world of 'Zardoz.''That's (Fairly) Inappropriate' is an absolute must-read for comedy enthusiasts. Grab your copy now and plunge into a world of endless laughter

Buckle up for 'Cirque du Nonsense, ' the cosmic rollercoaster of your wildest dreams Dive into an immersive wonderland where whimsy reigns, and reality and absurdity dance in ecstatic harmony. Picture yourself alongside Jane and John as they unravel the secrets of existence, rewriting the rules of logic and discovering the true magic of life. This isn't just a book; it's a mind-bending journey that will leave you spellbound, craving more with every turn of the page. Get ready to unleash the limitless power of your imagination, forever altering the course of your reality. 'Cirque du Nonsense' isn't an option; it's a necessity for those who seek to awaken their inner dreamer and embrace the extraordinary. Let whimsy and absurdity guide your soul on this surreal adventure.

How would you feel about never getting sound sleep ever again?Beware: the haunting residents of these pages are always here.They lie within the pages of this book, so casually on your bookshelf or table.But their eyes never close. And they are always watching you.Whether you are asleep. Or awake.Always watching. And waiting.They will take their chance soon.You will never see them coming.Until it is far, far too late...Introducing "Monsters for Vivid Nightmares" by Matti Charlton - a nightmarish journey that will leave you shivering under your covers. In the shadows of this chilling picture book, you'll encounter a realm where vivid nightmare monsters take on an eerie life of their own. With each turn of the page, haunting nightmare creatures emerge, their eyes unblinking, fixated on your every move. The unseen watching monsters lurk in the corners of your imagination, their presence palpable even when you dare to look away. From the depths of the bookshelf, a haunting presence unfolds, as if the pages themselves are gateways to a reality beyond your control.Prepare for sleepless night terrors that transcend the ordinary realms of fear. Eerie book residents wait patiently, ready to unravel the fabric of your reality. The pages of this book hold a collection of chilling tales, each one a glimpse into an unpredictable world of tableside nightmares that will seize your thoughts even when you believed yourself safe. In the midst of the never-ending dread, these creeping bookshelf specters rise, their stories etching themselves into your consciousness with an inescapable grip.Within these pages, the suspenseful world of "Monsters to Haunt Your Vivid Nightmares" unfolds, revealing the truth behind the unseen approaching fear that has always been lurking just beyond sight. As you delve deeper, you'll find yourself ensnared by eternal night watchers, drawn into a labyrinth of chilling page inhabitants that thrive on your unease. The silent bookshelf haunters demand your attention, their presence melding with your thoughts until you can't distinguish the real from the imagined. Get ready to confront watchful lurking creatures that will keep your heart racing and your mind entranced, page after page.This isn't just a book - it's an immersion into the heart of your deepest, darkest fears. "Monsters for Vivid Nightmares" stands as a testament to the power of imagination and terror, offering a collection of page-bound terrors that will linger long after the final chapter. Unseen, unpredictable, and unforgiving, these lurking horrors will forever alter the way you view the night. Embrace the relentless dread, for the silent book specters are waiting to seize your thoughts, and the shadows within the pages are alive with subtle haunting terrors that defy escape. Welcome to the realm where nightmares are realized, and your most unsettling dreams come to life.

Dive headfirst into the wild, hallucinatory realm of "Alice in Fucking Wonderland," a reimagining of Lewis Carroll's timeless story. Join Alice as she tumbles down the rabbit hole into a world where the Mad Hatter's tea party is a psychedelic odyssey, the Cheshire Cat's grin is positively diabolical, and reality itself unravels in a mind-bending dance of chaos. Brace yourself for a drug-infused descent into madness, where nothing is as it seems.