Robert A Webster

Возраст - всего лишь цифра, а старость вовсе не означает, что время веселья прошло. Просто с годами становится понятно, как при этом избежать неприятностей... Виагра, понюшки и рок-н-ролл. В доме престарелых Фоссдайк побывало немало необычных персонажей, но таких, как эти четыре дряхлеющих музыканта, сколотившие группу под названием Ископаемые, там еще не было. После победы в национальном конкурсе начинается суматоха - местный диджей, представивший свою запись на конкурс, называет Ископаемых яркой молодежной рок-группой. Опасаясь, что английская пресса, узнав всю правду, не оставит в покое ни их самих, ни их родственников, четверо престарелых рокеров бегут из Англии, надеясь переждать в уединении, пока ажиотаж стихнет. Следите за безумными приключениями самых вызывающе любимых престарелых рокеров Британии, которые то и дело попадают в разные переделки, путешествуя по Юго-Восточной Азии, где они скрываются от обожающих их поклонников, журналистов и безжалостного музыкального продюсера. Виагра, понюшки и рок-н-ролл

English scallywags masquerading as hapless heroes and the last surviving warrior monk of an ancient order, leave no stone unturned and no mishap untouched as they hunt for the oft-missing golden box that contains the dental remains of the Buddha. Their exhaustive searches and penchant for mayhem take them from an isolated Thai monastery in the Cardamom jungle to hunt an ex-Khmer Rouge soldier in Cambodia with ties to a family of scientists who want to clone the Buddha, and ultimately, in pursuit of the monk's wife, who has been kidnapped by an Iranian Mercenary and his team in Vietnam, who are funded by a ruthless sheikh seeking revenge, and of course, the Buddha relic. Follow the adventures of a combatant monk and two unlikely heroes as they inject chaos into every situation in Siam Storm, an adult comedy thriller trilogy

From turbulent battles under the ocean to the stillness of the far reaches of space.This gripping paranormal thriller will have you mesmerised.Churchill Potts is a powerful Keeper of an earth bound portal, who, along with two psychic guides, find treasure hidden by lost souls during their lifetime and give them to their living descendants.After being contacted by the demonic spirit of the twentieth century's most notorious despot, the team has to not only discover the link between Adolf Hitler and the current US President, but they also need to find out why there is a spirit guide in the White House.The PATH team has to solve the mysteries before they split the delicate fabric between the mortal world and celestial plane. Should they fail, the edict that Hitler deemed for a thousand year rule by his Reich will come to fruition.Return of the Reich

Dog Gone MysteryWhen Cruft's Best of Breeds Champion mysteriously disappears, the finger of suspicion points at the owner of a rival kennel.Somerset police find the missing Scottish terrier's dermal tracker, but cannot find further evidence of a crime. Having no proof they are unable to do anything and drop any investigations. The other dogs call in Ratchet and Stench, and even though they uncover clues that suggest a brutal murder, the animal sleuths aren't convinced.

Book two in the popular four-book SIAM STORM Series. When the oft- golden box containing the dental remains of the Buddha gets stolen again; the last surviving Warrior monk and his two English hapless hero friends hunt the suspect to Cambodia. Following an exhaustive search and injecting chaos into every situation along the way, they discover a family of scientists have the box and want to use the remains in an experiment that would not only have severe ramifications should they succeed but change our loveable beer-swigging scallywags into fruit-based drinkers. From Cleethorpes to Cambodia with misadventures in between

Hoist up the incontinence pants, brush the fluff from your slippers, make a nice cup of cocoaAnd enjoy... Because: THEY'RE BACK The Wrinkled Rockers return for their second hilarious action-packed adventure.A sensational new album in production.A bird watching tour that goes horribly wrong.A devious duo returns seeking revenge.A flatulent Spook and a perilous rescue attempt in a foreign, but familiar, country. What is there not to love?Grab a copy of Fossils 2, before they get too old for this shit.

Hello my young friends. My name is Story Teller Pearl.Here are some of my Amazing tales for you to enjoy. Our first story, Jasmine and William's Enchanted Adventure, takes you to a mystical land, not far away.Our second story is a limerick. A short poem about a little girl and her best friend, a hungry GeckoOur Third tale follows the adventures of Percy, a lost pigeon, and his journey to find his way home.Our final tale is from the case files of World Famous Animal Sleuths, Ratchet and Stench. it is the tale of the mysterious disappearance of a world champion show dog,

Who in their right mind would kidnap the daughter of a high-ranking Vietnamese National Assembly member and a mad monk's wife?A kidnap and ransom demand lead our hapless heroes into a pursuit through Vietnam. They encounter an old foe, driven by obsession in his revenge driven quest. This time they face many challenges in both their adventure and their personal circumstance and, even though forced to drink fruit-based concoctions and warm beer, they never lose hope. Grab a copy of Bimat and find out what mayhem they cause while fumbling through another adventure with their best pal, Nick... No, that's not Nick... or is it?.

Giggling like naughty schoolboys each time they talk about their upcoming holiday to Thailand; Spock and Stu hope it entails plenty of booze, parties, raunchy sex with acorn coloured skin beauties, and balmy day's chillaxing while drinking cocktails on warm sandy beaches.Boy, are they in for a shock

A thrilling, unpredictable, yet sometimes hilarious quest takes you from the fashionable London restaurant scene and traverses to the wild, untamed jungles of the Cardamom Mountains, where an English baker and a Cambodian refugee searching for his missing family and an elusive plant, the source of an exquisite spice. After receiving word from a Cambodian-based American P.I. helping them, claiming to have found the family, the unlikely pair embarks on a quest to reunite the Cambodia family and then locate the plant. However, the pair are unaware the P.I. is a disgraced former DEA agent with ties to a major drug cartel, who coincidently, also want the plant, believing it to be a mythical opium poppy, rumored to produce undetectable heroin.

The Hilarious Adventure continues in, Protector, the fourth book of the Siam Storm Series...Spock furrowed his brow while looking at his annoying mate. "Come on then buggerlugs, what's your book about?"Stu tapped his fingers on the closed laptop looking smug."Well, is it a twisty turny thought provoking thriller like James Patterson or John Grisham?"Stu puckered his brow and squinted, "Nah, not exactly," he said and grinned.Spock looking miffed and sounded exasperated said. "Do the words flow off the page like Hemingway or Bronte?"Stu cocked his head to one side and waved his hand side to side. "Hmm... well... no... not exactly.""Huh, don't tell me its bloody science fiction," said Spock and chortled. "Star Trek isn't real you know and I doubt if you will be the next H.G.Wells or Terry Pratchet."Stu smiled and nodded.Spock's eyed widened and sounding excited as if had raw chilli on his or gonads... again, said. "Hah, I bloody knew it... it is, isn't it?" Stu chuckled. "Err... nope... not exactly.""Huh," said Spock now sounding irritated. "Well I don't care... you're just taking the piss and being funny."Stu leaned forward, smirked, and said. "Ah har... exactly."When descendants of, Prince Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, arrive at the Royal Palace in Bangkok, it is Prime Master Pon's duty to discover who is responsible for the murder of the other descendants, along with their age-old protectors.Pon assembles a team of combatant monks to track down the leader of a rising savage group of terrorists.The fun begins when Spock and Stu join the team, and as usual, they find trouble. Even with our lovable rogues underfoot, the team uncovers evidence of a plot with worldwide implications.Protector follows the hazardous journey through unfamiliar terrain as the team races the clock to stop further killings of their brethren, only to discover that things are not always as they seem.Grab a copy of Protector today and find out how Spock manages to get raw chilli on his gonads in this hilarious prequel.

The exhilarating and dramatic climax to the PATH series.In its race to discover a new planet to colonise for its overstretched population, the human race overlooked one thing.The PATH team have always assumed that there is a god, even though it seems a touchy subject whenever Church brings it up with his spirit keeper. Imagine his surprise when he learns that there are five gods, who are furious... especially ShirleyThe team are sent on three quests by the Eternals, the afterlife guardians.The outcome of these tasks will determine the fate of humankind.Should they succeed, the human race will continue with their safe, but chaotic existence.However... failure means Armageddon.Grab a copy of Next and discover how an event happening in the outer reaches of space impacts a small stone cottage in Yorkshire

Hilarious British ComedyWho and where are FOSSILS? The vibrant young rock sensations whose new brand of music now grips the British nation.Four geriatric rockers at an English Retirement Home know, but they aren't telling.Gazing out of the window at translucent silver snowflakes falling gently upon the snow-covered lawn at Fossdyke Retirement Home, Charles knows life without his beloved wife Mary will be unbearable.Furrowing his brow and with tears in his eyes, Charles feels angry when he thinks about how his middle-aged children dumped him in this smelly old folk's home so soon after their mother's death.A loud rap on the door then disturbs his thoughts.Never in his wildest imagination could he have known that months later, he, along with three geriatric rockers, would be on a rollercoaster adventure as they flee to several countries in Southeast Asia, to elude adoring fans, escape the ridicule from the news media, and aggravation from ruthless record company executivesGetting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it... Viagra, Snuff, and Rock 'n' Roll