Ryan Browne

14 years in the making, Ryan Browne’s (Curse Words, Quantum & Woody) absurdist, cult sensation, goof book is available in one remastered tome! GHA is the gonzo “story” of a group of NASA-funded, super-powered, egomaniacs who are paid a living wage to stop unregistered agrarian space travel. Remember that movie The Astronaut Farmer? No?! Well it’s like that but with super powers, goofs, and wild punching. BUT! Our wonderful main characters are very bad at their jobs, and waste time focusing on extramarital affairs, big gross heads, and 3-D Cowboys, causing an intergalactic incident that leads to an all out space crab invasion of Earth! Bring on da jokes! "I don't want to oversell what Ryan has accomplished here, but I gave God Hates Astronauts to a blind man and he regained his sight." – Jonathan Hickman (EAST OF WEST, The Manhattan Projects, The Avengers) Collects GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS TP 1, 2, AND 3, plus 3-D COWBOY’S 2-D SPECTACULAR, GOATS EAT CASTANETS, THE GARBAGE EDITION, GRENADE HORSE APOCALYPSE, and THE HEAD THAT WOULDN’T DIE #4

Welcome to Libertyville U.S.A.! Home of too damn many superheroes! Watch out, crime, here comes Captain Battle Jr.! And Sparky! And Tim! Yeah, you know...Tim! What? You’ve never heard of them? Huh. Well, it’s hard to be a sidekick when there is a city full of capes running around stopping every misdemeanor with a spandex wrapped flourish. Now watch as things get weird when three lad companions (totally not weird) try to get to the criminals before their bosses do!From the insanity-riddled minds of Ryan Browne (God Hates Astronauts) and Pete Woods (Robin, Deadpool). Prepare to feel the wrath of Tim!

The incredibly strange, totally true story of the Power Persons Five continues! Be sure to hunker down as our world is invaded by crab people and the evil King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger! That's right. You heard me. Hunker down! Collects GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS #6-10.

God Hates Astronauts follows the story of a group of incompetent, small-minded, super powered narcissists called "The Power Persons Five" who are hired by NASA to stop all farmers from launching themselves into space in homemade rocket ships. Unfortunately for NASA, this goal is scarcely even addressed and the book focuses more on extramarital affairs, bank-robbing owls, big gross swollen heads, ghost cow heads, olde tyme boxers, tigers eating cheeseburgers in the Crab Nebula, buffalo judges, and tons of aggressive swearing. Not so much a superhero book as it is a parody of basically everything and a celebration of weird that is jam-packed with references to RoboCop and Die Hard.

God Hates Astronauts is back with a new story perfect for new readers. NASA has sponsored a group of small-minded, self-centered, and incompetent "super heroes" to help them regulate illegal space travel by wayward farmers. Unfortunately, these "heroes" are very bad at their jobs and their negligence leaves the planet Earth on the brink of intergalactic invasion! Now it's up to a guy with a ghost cow head, a Chicago cop with robot arms, and an ex-bartender with a magic ring to stop the invading space crab army!