S Atzeni

Social engagements are the cornerstone of the college experience. Unfortunately, this is not one of them.A broken heart, something to prove, and discounted dairy products create a perfect storm of disaster at a party where the wine is actually a dollar store garbage can mixed with unidentified blue liquid.A campus novel mostly off-campus, W(h)ine and Cheese is a story of friendship, privilege, and bad ideas. In their next One 'n Done installment since The Legend of Dave Bradley: a Performance Piece, S. Atzeni returns to ask the all-important question, "did this really happen?" The answer is simple: don't worry about it.

This is a story that may be true, partially true, or not true at all.But it still definitely happened.An eclectic blend of experiences from the New Jersey Shop 'NBag, a supermarket at the Jersey Shore, The Legend of Dave Bradley celebrates the horrors that only exist in customer service. Every day, the employees at the New Jersey Shop 'NBag take care of customers, clean up the aisles, and try to maintain a personal life. They must also survive Dave Bradley's very confusing yet effective reign of chaos over the store. Before long, they have to make an important choice: get distracted by Dave Bradley's antics or get back to work? The answer is obvious.