Thomas M Malafarina

Join Schlock Webzine celebrating Halloween 2017 with ghost stories from some of the best up-and-coming authors in the genre: Mark Slade Kevin Rees Thomas M Malafarina ES Wynn Joshua A Prows Jason Norton Cover art (c) 2017 by Lissanne Lake Edited by Gavin Chappell Based on an idea by Mark Slade

Also features T. Fox Dunham and G. Wayne MillerPsychotic Massiahs, a typewriter as God, Legless men in a Rickshaw race have religious testimonials, God punishes the east Coast of America with sand storms for being too evil....These are just some of the stories in this strange and haunting collection about fringe religions and bizarre revelations in ABERRANT GOSPELS.

Growing up in the 1960s in small-town America was an era filled with fun, interesting, humorous, and often mischievous stories. Author Thomas M. Malafarina introduced readers to the stories of his youth in small-town America's Ashland, Pa., in Schuylkill County with his bestselling memoir Growin' Up Skook. The book was so well-received by readers who grew up not only in "the Skook" but also in similar small-town America locations that they asked him to write a follow-up book. We give you Growin' Up Skook 2: More Stories From "The Skook." Growing up in the 1960s in small-town America was an era filled with fun, interesting, humorous, and often mischievous stories. Author Thomas M. Malafarina introduced readers to the stories of his youth in small-town America's Ashland, Pa., in Schuylkill County with his bestselling memoir Growin' Up Skook. The book was so well-received by readers who grew up not only in "the Skook" but also in similar small-town America locations that they asked him to write a follow-up book. We give you Growin' Up Skook 2: More Stories From "The Skook."

Growing up in the 1960s in small-town America had its charms for the Baby Boomer generation, and you can't get much more small-town than Ashland, in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania. In Growin' Up Skook, Baby Boomer author Thomas M. Malafarina provides personal and humorous anecdotes about growing up in "the Skook" that anyone who grew up in a small town in the '60s can relate to and everyone can enjoy.

Now in its second edition and newly updated to reflect Office 365, this step-by-step, illustrated manual by Advanced Computer Numerical Control Manufacturing Engineer Thomas M. Malafarina explains how you can utilize Microsoft Word's hyperlinking to organize and link all of your documents in a simple and logical fashion. Malafarina's system, refined over more than twenty years, has helped him easily organize and access thousands of professional and personal documents across hundreds of subdirectories at a moment's notice, and it can do the same for you. Whether you're an engineer, an accountant, a lawyer, a doctor, an automotive repair man, a writer, or any profession that requires you to have quick access to documentation, Link-Tuit is an easy system to organize your life.

If you ever wondered what would happen if an author of graphically violent horror stories also drew cartoons? Not that many people would have this particular wonder, but if you ever did then you are about to have your curiosity satisfied. Thomas M. Malafarina, author of horror also enjoys creating single panel cartoons of a strange and bizarre nature, not for the typical daily newspaper cartoon reader but for those with a special, more discerning and macabre sense of humor. Annually he creates his own Christmas holiday cards, which he sends to a select few of his closest friends. Most of who wait with anticipation, wondering just how far he will push the envelope of less than good taste each year. "Yes I Smelled It Too" is a collection of some of Thomas's favorite cartoons that he has drawn though the years. Some are strange, some are violent, some are ironic and some are just plain bizarre, but some of them will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Who says horror can't be funny. (Well I guess just about everyone. Oh well.) So if after reading one of Thomas's horror stories, you find yourself in need of a little comic relief. Just pick up your copy of "Yes I Smelled It Too" and laugh your guts out; figuratively but not literally, please.

If you ever wondered what would happen if an author of graphically violent horror stories also drew cartoons? Not that many people would have this particular wonder, but if you ever did then you are about to have your curiosity satisfied. Thomas M. Malafarina, author of horror also enjoys creating single panel cartoons of a strange and bizarre nature, not for the typical daily newspaper cartoon reader but for those with a special, more discerning and macabre sense of humor. Annually he creates his own Christmas holiday cards, which he sends to a select few of his closest friends. Most of who wait with anticipation, wondering just how far he will push the envelope of less than good taste each year. "Yes I Smelled It Too" is a collection of some of Thomas's favorite cartoons that he has drawn though the years. Some are strange, some are violent, some are ironic and some are just plain bizarre, but some of them will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Who says horror can't be funny. (Well I guess just about everyone. Oh well.) So if after reading one of Thomas's horror stories, you find yourself in need of a little comic relief. Just pick up your copy of "Yes I Smelled It Too" and laugh your guts out; figuratively but not literally, please.

From the twisted mind of horror master Thomas M. Malafarina comes the fifth short story collection in his Malaformed Realities series, appropriately entitled Malaformed Realities Volume 5.With thirty terrifying tales of horror such as Dead Pumpkins, Revolting Candy Company, The Bewilderment of Harry Easton, and many more, Thomas takes you into the deepest and darkest recesses of his bizarre imagination.Stories included in this volume: Don't State, Don't Point JumperThe ClanTwo GravesLet Me OutWelcome Home, CindyWhite RoomsChains of LoveInsanityDead PumpkinsHe Knows When You're AwakeThe Bewilderment of Harry EastonThe Golden AnkhLegsRelaxImage Is EverythingWormsBait and SwitchThe Horton Mountain GhostPeople Are StrangeJacob's TreeMore Than a FeelingRevolting Candy CompanyHarvest HomeSub SandwichesNightmare ShadowsFaces in a CrowdHaerid's DealWhat Is a Man?Parallelism

If you've been too scared to read horror master Thomas M. Malafarina's short stories in the past, now is your chance to check out six stories from his recent Malaformed Realities Volume 5 volume.Stories included in this sampler: Don't State, Don't Point InsanityWormsBait and SwitchSub SandwichesWhat Is a Man?

In this step-by-step, illustrated manual, Advanced Computer Numerical Control Manufacturing Engineer Thomas M. Malafarina explains how you can utilize Microsoft Word's hyperlinking to organize and link all of your documents in a simple and logical fashion. Malafarina's system, refined over twenty years, has helped him easily organize and access thousands of professional and personal documents across hundreds of subdirectories at a moment's notice, and it can do the same for you. Whether you're an engineer, an accountant, a lawyer, a doctor, an automotive repair man, a writer, or any profession that requires you to have quick access to documentation, Link-Tuit is an easy system to organize your life.

It's 2054. Ten years since the Zombie virus of 2043 struck. Although all are infected, humanity has learned to deal with the dead and reduced their numbers to being no more than a nuisance. But like mankind, viruses need to do what they must to survive. Change and mutation is the survival mechanism of viruses. Author Thomas M Malafarina continues his Dead Kill series with Dead Kill Book 2: The Ridge Of Change.What Others Are Saying: "Thomas Malafarina writes with a visual artist's eye for detail and design and revels in the same exuberant flourishes for violence and tableaus of flesh as Clive Barker, all the while working the clich s and conventions of the horror genre bravely and unabashedly. Though he has created his own King-like milieu in and around his native Schuylkill County (PA), Malafarina shares Lovecraft's cosmic vision and torment of inner and outer space and he designs philosophically laden set pieces that thoroughly dissect the minutia of man as if he were just another sentient being in a violent and insatiable cosmos (and a clumsy one at that), a doomed soul wracked with mental anguish and ripe for the picking from the evils of the universe, just another chapter in an ancient taxonomy. Tom's novels continue to grow in scope and ambition - he is a veritable talent to watch (and read) " -- George Andrade - Horror News"Thomas M. Malafarina is the kind of writer I aspire to be. Like a visionary painter, creates mood in the landscape of dread, strong emotions with characters you care for, and suspense that causes a reader's nails to dig deep into their own legs. Stories cut from a cloth of originality that is Thomas M. Malafarina." -- Mark Slade - Nightmare Illustrated Magazine"Malafarina's vision into a world where zombies are nearly eradicated is fresh and savagely satisfying, making this a must read." -- Keith Rommel - Author of "The Cursed Man"

Thomas Malafarina's latest compilation of spine-tingling short stories includes the following: When They Come For YouA Love Best Served ColdMegaSynth RP-1BrassInspector 17Hear No EvilBig FrankieDinner With Andy And MegCold, Cold WomenIf Thine Eye Offend TheeHomecomingPassageways To PerniciousnessStorageCutaneous HornsIcehouseSingle PanelThe BrandsBreatheTools Of The TradeZombie PartyAnd The Scales Fell From My Eyes (A Novella)

Horror master Thomas Malafarina is back with the first book of his Dead Kill series entitled The Ridge of Death. Enter a post-apocalyptic world where zombies still roam, but are the quarry of bounty hunters who are rewarded by the government for helping with the "clean-up." What Others Are Saying: "Thomas Malafarina writes with a visual artist's eye for detail and design and revels in the same exuberant flourishes for violence and tableaus of flesh as Clive Barker, all the while working the clich s and conventions of the horror genre bravely and unabashedly. Though he has created his own King-like milieu in and around his native Schuylkill County (PA), Malafarina shares Lovecraft's cosmic vision and torment of inner and outer space and he designs philosophically laden set pieces that thoroughly dissect the minutia of man as if he were just another sentient being in a violent and insatiable cosmos (and a clumsy one at that), a doomed soul wracked with mental anguish and ripe for the picking from the evils of the universe, just another chapter in an ancient taxonomy. Tom's novels continue to grow in scope and ambition - he is a veritable talent to watch (and read) " -- George Andrade - Horror News"Thomas M. Malafarina is the kind of writer I aspire to be. Like a visionary painter, creates mood in the landscape of dread, strong emotions with characters you care for, and suspense that causes a reader's nails to dig deep into their own legs. Stories cut from a cloth of originality that is Thomas M. Malafarina." -- Mark Slade - Nightmare Illustrated Magazine"Malafarina's vision into a world where zombies are nearly eradicated is fresh and savagely satisfying, making this a must read." -- Keith Rommel - Author of "The Cursed Man"