Victor H Royer

The First half of this book is intended as a collection of jokes and true stories that can appeal to the whole family. You can read these jokes and stories pretty much anywhere, and that's why I have used the film rating standard of "G" to mean "Suitable for a General Audience." The Second half of this book is Adult Humor - the more "colorful" jokes and stories from the world around us. You can decide for yourself which are funny, and which are not. At least some of them should produce a chuckle, perhaps even deep, body-shaking laughter, as indeed they have so done for me over the many years I have enjoyed them.

Gamblers, Hookers, and Hustlers. That was Las Vegas - back then. I liked it better that way. It was easy. Easy to know where you stood, what to do, and how to do it. Gamblers either won or lost, and those who survived always knew how not to go broke too often. Or in hock too much to the wrong people. And the Hookers? Well, treat a Hooker like a Lady, and you'll get all you want. At a discount. And, sometimes, a lot of freebies. And the Hustlers? Just don't get out-hustled, that's all. If you knew your way around, no one would fuck with you, and that's a fact. At least that's like it was, back then. All of them, too. Tyrone, Mushi, Harry the Bank, the Lieutenant, Johnny Pico, Louis the Loser ... even me and Mellanie. All of us. Just dust in the wind - or so it seems now.

How to Beat the Game and WIN That's exactly what you will learn to do from the incredible details and information in this book.- Learn to Play Casino Blackjack properly - and Cash In to Win Big - Learn How to Become a Great Card Counter - with easy-to-learn steps - Find out Which Blackjack Games are Good - and which are Bad, and Why - Learn the Good Rules and the Bad Rules - and Why this is So - Learn an Incredible Simple Strategy for 21st Century Casino Blackjack - Find out the New Modified Basic Strategy - and Get the Card - Find out which shuffling machines are Bad, and which are Good - and Why - And Much More In today's 21st Century Casinos, you need more than just to show up, and ask the dealer how to play. Casinos today use RFID chips, table-tracking software, shuffling machines, bad rules, hidden tricks, sneaky pays and altered pays, and many other modifications to the traditional game of Blackjack, that they can take your money faster than you can put it on the table. And that's why you Must Have This Book

Cash is King - and with this book, you too can haul in the Cash, and laugh all the way to the Bank In Poker - and Texas Hold'em especially - knowing how and when to play some of the best hands is a key requirement. Because - while they may be statistically the "best" hands - they don't always win. And that's because Poker is much more than just cards It's People A battle of wits, of knowledge, of experience, skills, observation, and just plain old Chutzpa But there's a lot more to this game than just this. Especially for Texas Hold'em. While the game looks simple - and is relatively easy to learn - it's apparent simplicity belies a true complexity of decisions and outcomes. And just knowing the Odds is not enough.Math alone will not help you to Win. It's a useful tool, of course, but Odds, Implied Odds, Pot Odds, and so on, are just a part of the overall arsenal that a good and successful poker player must have.In the end - Poker is a game of people - and that means that a "hunch", or an "observation", or a "tell" are just as important - if not more so - than knowing the math behind the game and all it's Odds.In this book, you'll find the tools and skills you need to make you a Winner And that's great for any game And for your bankroll

The crazy gynecologist was running through the casino, yelling and screaming and waving a Samurai sword. He was naked to the waist, and chased by security guards. Meanwhile at the Frontier, an East Indian Fakir - it sounds like a dirty word but it's not - was trying to teach his Cobra snake to pull the handle of the slot machine. Just another day in my town - Las Vegas. In this book, I tell you a lot of these stories. Also profiles of many of the world's greatest gamblers, and their true stories. I'll tell you about the $100 Man, about Mr. Briefcase, and about the Birthday Bets - among many others. Plus truly Amazing Facts Did you know that it's illegal in Las Vegas to Pawn your dentures? Well, I sure hope the guys from Pawn Stars know that Who knows - someone may want to come in and pawn their teeth Now that's different from just losing your shirt