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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II: More Words You Thought the Meaning of
Jeff Foxworthy
Ballantine Books
2007
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Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the "vern" in "vernacular," offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-m ) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. "Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy." assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. "Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room " honor student ( n'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. "Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student." So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III: Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly
Jeff Foxworthy
Ballantine Books
2008
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Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here's the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you'll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here's your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like an- ar- chist (an-ar-kist ), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one's lips to another's as an expression of affection or sensual desire. "Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . ." i- Pod ( -p d), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. "IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law."uri- nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. "If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home." No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family's reading room, because three is definitely the charm.
Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If... 2023 Day-to-Day Calendar
Jeff Foxworthy
Andrews McMeel Publishing
2022
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Everyone's favorite redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy offers up a bigger and better batch of his signature one-liners that will keep you and everyone you know who proudly claim to be a redneck entertained all year. See how many jokes in the You Might Be a Redneck If® . . . 2023 Calendar you can relate to. Features include:?Page size: 4.5“ x 4.5”Easel backer for desk or tabletop displayPrinted on FSC-certified paper with soy-based inkTear-off pagesBack of pages are blank—perfect for notes, lists, or to-dosDay/date reference on each pageCombined weekend pagesOfficial major world holidays and observancesA humorous Redneck joke on each page
Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be A Redneck If. . . 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar
Jeff Foxworthy
Andrews McMeel Publishing
2025
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If the most expensive meal you ever bought came with a moist towelette, if you own more cars than socks, if your mama saves aluminum foil, or if you drink soda with breakfast, you'll feel right at home with all the laughable one-liners in the You Might Be a Redneck If® . . . 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Features include: 4.6" x 4.6" page size No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Includes an amusing redneck joke on each page Includes Daily Extra! Bonus content on the back of each day's page
In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid.Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, Dirt on My Shirt is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere.
In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library
When you take a trip to Silly Street, don't forget to bring your sense of humor From balloon rides to crows that chew bubble gum, you'll wish you could stay forever
150 more ways to tell if you're a redneck.
You Might Be a Redneck If...a Postcard Book
Jeff Foxworthy; David (ILT) Boyd
LONGSTREET PR
1995
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In 1995 Dr. Anita Stone, a respected orthopedic surgeon in Northern California, found herself in an untenable situation. She knew she had to leave her abusive marriage but fear and embarrassment strangled her. When, on October 3, she heard the O.J. Simpson verdict of not guilty, it became the catalyst for her new resolve.There were many things to consider. How serious are her husband's threats? Where should she go? Will he follow her? What is holding her back? Why can't they just break up civilly?After another attack that led to a broken hand and fractured eye socket, Dr. Stone escaped into the dark. There was no plan. One thing was certain. She wanted no more
This is the first book in the Hoofbeats through History series. Horses have been an important part of human history. The path through history is paved with hoofbeats. We can't wait for you to travel through time with us and learn about amazing events, meet remarkable people and discover the important contributions horses have made throughout history.Hark Follow My Hoofbeats is the story of how HD Harkness, a Morgan horse, came to be. The story is told from his perspective. From the Dawn Horse 55 million years ago to the Morgan horse of today, his story traces the evolution of the horse from the small, dog-sized, forest dwelling Eohippus to the perfect package of strength, speed, courage and beauty found in the horse of today. Hark will introduce you to horses in Ancient Times, the Middle Ages and the Age of Discovery. Learn why wars were waged and laws were made all because of horses. Then journey to the Americas with Hark and learn about the development of early American horse breeds, in particular, the Morgan horse. Hark traces the history of the Morgan horse breed by introducing you to horses in his sire line and then shares some of his adventures with you. By the time you reach the end of this remarkable story you will know how Hark came to be and why the domestication of the horse was the most important event in human history.
Tomorrow My Sunshine Will Come: Memoirs of Women Who Survived Domestic Violence
Jennifer C. Foxworthy
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2014
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Quality, Behavior, and the Bottom Line: The Human Side of Quality Improvement
Tom Werner; Bob Foxworthy; Daniel Moran
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2015
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This book is a must-read for anyone who has implemented a quality improvement initiative but has not achieved or sustained the desired results. It describes the element that is commonly overlooked by many quality processes; the failure to specifically identify the critical behaviors needed to improve quality and to sustain the quality improvement initiative.The authors provide a detailed understanding of where quality processes typically break down and how they work better with a focus on the right behaviors. The book provides a blueprint for engaging employees in a behavior-based quality system that can achieve significant quality improvement for any organization.
Calidad, Conducta Humana y Resultados: El lado humano de la mejora de calidad
Tom Werner; Bob Foxworthy; Daniel Moran
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2015
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Abra cualquier libro sobre Gesti n de la Calidad Total, mejora continua, Lean, Six Sigma, Manufactura de Clase Mundial, o el Sistema de Producci n de Toyota. Busque un cap tulo sobre c mo manejar el comportamiento humano, un cap tulo que describa exactamente lo que los supervisores y gerentes deben decir y hacer para ayudar sus empleados alcanzar resultados de alta calidad. No encontrar ninguno Un enfoque sistem tico que trata comportamiento humano no suele ser parte de la planificaci n de calidad. Este libro es una lectura obligatoria para cualquier persona que haya puesto en marcha una iniciativa de mejora de calidad y no haya logrado o mantenido los resultados deseados. El comportamiento de los empleados es el elemento fundamental en la implementaci n exitosa de un proceso que produce un producto o servicio de alta calidad. La forma en que se comportan los trabajadores de primera l nea (ya sea haciendo las cosas bien, haci ndolas mal o no haciendo lo que deber an) determina si un plan de calidad logra resultados de calidad. Este libro ofrece un proceso simple y sistem tico para analizar el comportamiento de empleados e identificar los comportamientos espec ficos que cada empleado necesite desarrollar para producir un producto de calidad o para acelerar una iniciativa de mejora de calidad.
Qualidade, Comportamento, e Resultados: O lado humano da Melhoria em Qualidade
Tom Werner; Bob Foxworthy; Daniel Moran
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
2016
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Abra qualquer livro sobre Total Quality Management, melhoria cont nua, Lean, Six Sigma, World Class Manufacturing, ou o Sistema de Produ o da Toyota. Procure por um cap tulo sobre "como gerenciar o comportamento humano"-um cap tulo que descreva exatamente o que os supervisores e gerentes devem dizer e fazer para influenciar o comportamento dos colaboradores da linha de frente que s o solicitados a fornecer os resultados de alta qualidade. Voc n o encontrar um Uma abordagem sistem tica para abordar humano comportamento n o normalmente parte do planejamento da qualidade. Este livro de leitura obrigat ria para todos que implementaram uma iniciativa de melhoria de qualidade, mas n o alcan aram ou mantiveram os resultados desejados. O comportamento dos colaboradores da linha de frente o elemento fundamental na produ o de um produto ou servi o de alta qualidade. O modo como os colaboradores da linha de frente comportam-se-fazendo as coisas corretamente, fazendo as coisas de modo errado, n o fazendo o que deveriam-determina os resultados de qualidade. Este livro trata de como aumentar a melhoria de qualidade ao gerenciar o elemento essencial do comportamento humano nos planos de qualidade.