Aaron Reynolds

Kasperi Kani ei ole enää mikään pikkupupu. Hän ei pelkää pimeää, mörköjä tai mitään niin hölmöä kuin kalsareita. Mutta kun valot sammuvat, hänen uudet ison pupun alkkarinsa alkavat hohtaa pimeässä hirveää, vihertävää hehkua. Ne paljastuvat... vähän karmiviksi.Kalsareista on siis päästävä eroon, vaikka eihän Kasperi tietenkään ole peloissaan.Harmi vaan, että kalsareilla ei ole aikomustakaan päästä eroon Kasperista...Karmivat kalsarit on Kasperi Kanin karmivat tarinat -sarjan toinen osa. Se on nauruhermoja kutkuttava kauhukirja, joka ottaa lasten pelot todesta mutta käsittelee niitä huumorin avulla. Kirjan käännösoikeudet on myyty yli 10 kielelle, ja maailmanlaajuisesti sitä on myyty 2 miljoonaa kappaletta!Aaron Reynolds on New York Times -bestsellerkirjailija, joka on julkaissut useita lastenkirjoja. Hän tekee säännöllisesti kouluvierailuja ja saa lapset haltioitumaan hulvattomilla esityksillään. Aaron asuu Chicagossa vaimonsa, kahden lapsensa, neljän kissansa ja nollasta kymmeneen kultakalan kanssa – päivästä riippuen.Peter Brown on monien myyntimenestyskirjojen kirjoittaja ja kuvittaja, joka on myös voittanut lukuisia palkintoja.

Dude! You have to read this book. It's totally about this platypus and this beaver who are friends. They want to go surfing but dude, there's this shark who wants to be friends with them, too. But don't worry. This shark approaches and you'll never guess what happens.

Two delightfully anxious friends learn that they can overcome anything--even gravity--in this humorous and heartwarming picture book from bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Debbie Ridpath Ohi. Bob the puffer fish and his best buddy Sea Monkey may be little but they've got one ocean-sized problem. Sea Monkey's terrified he'll sink straight to the bottom of the ocean. After all, he's heavy, and all heavy things sink, right? Bob on the other hand is worried that his puffed up frame will float up above the surface. He's light, and all light things float How will they stay together when the forces of gravity are literally trying to pull them apart? By holding hands, of course Sea Monkey and Bob learn that sometimes the only way to overcome your fears is to just keep holding on...

A hilarious, carrot-tastic book about the importance of respecting others that's perfect for Halloween, with comic-book style illustrations.? ?Jasper Rabbit LOVES carrots, especially the carrots that grow in Crackenhopper Field. That's until the carrots start to follow him home . . . Can Jasper find a way to stop the creepy carrots getting out of the carrot patch, or will the carrots of Crackenhopper Field come up with a plan of their own?? This funny and clever book created by Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor Prize winner Peter Brown was a New York Times Bestseller when it first published in the US. Now published in the UK for the first time, this comic-book-inspired book is the perfect gift for children who don't mind things getting a bit creepy this Halloween.

Get ready to ruffle some feathers! The Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September–December 2026 Spans January–December 2027 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings WE PLANT TREES—Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.

Need a little bird-fueled rage to get you through the day? The Effin’ Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar has you covered. This furious flock of foul-mouthed fowls simply does not give a cluck, and their rage is infectious. Each weekday page features full-color vintage bird artwork, paired with sweary sayings that are both funny and painfully relatable. Combined weekend pages provide space for you to create expletive-laden captions of your own, ad-lib style. Whether you’re laughing out loud or just nodding in salty agreement, these birds are here to make sure your year is full of sweary hilarity! Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all—from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk—with wings. Features include: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open) Perfect bound Sturdy softcover Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink Ribbon page marker 12-month planner: January–December 2027 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Monthly and weekly planning pages Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028 Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

From the team behind the New York Times bestselling and Caldecott Medal–winning Creepy Carrots! and its sequels the spin-off chapter book series in which Jasper Rabbit tells the story of young animals who get in sticky situations. The first three books are now available together in one paper over board boxed set! A little older and wiser, Jasper the Rabbit collects creepy stories to share as cautionary tales. From troubling tonsils and unsettling salads to spooky yarn, these stories will give you chills and chuckles galore! Join Jasper in these first three Creepy Tale chapter books and learn from the featured young animals’ mistakes before it’s too late! This spooky paper over board boxed set includes: Troubling Tonsils! Unsettling Salad! Yarn Is Everything!

From the team behind the New York Times bestselling and Caldecott Medal–winning Creepy Carrots! and its sequels comes the third entry in a spin-off chapter book series in which Jasper Rabbit tells the story of a mole whose hobby unravels into horror! Check out the third installment in Jasper Rabbit’s all-new series of Creepy Tales! Ready for some serious spookiness? Ready to surrender to the goofiness of your imagination? Well, then let Jasper tell you about Winona Mole and her unsettling experience with her favorite thing in the world…yarn! Winona has one true love, and that was crocheting. She loves it more than anything, to the point where her father took her to the Museum of Woolen Arts and Yarn Stitchery for her ninth birthday. But she may have gotten more than she bargained for when an unexpected souvenir changes her life forever. With a talent that seems to grow overnight, she earns a spot on the hottest show on television, Yarn is Everything!. She might just earn the title of Ultimate Yarn Master crocheter of all time…but at what price? Because nothing comes for free, and in this creepy tale you better be careful that your fabric obsessions don’t become…everything.

From the team behind the New York Times bestselling and Caldecott Medal-winning Creepy Carrots and its sequels comes the second entry in a spin-off chapter book series in which Jasper Rabbit tells the story of a badger who discovers broccoli can bite back Jasper the Rabbit is back A little older and wiser, he collects creepy stories to share as cautionary tales. If you're ready for some chills and chuckles alike, tune in as Jasper weaves the yarn of Thadeus Badger and the sticky situation he found himself in. Now, Thadeus is a typical badger. He and his best friend, Oliver Possum, love burgers as much as they dislike exercise. And they hate eating veggies even more. But when they make a deal with Oliver's parents to eat an entire salad...well let's just say the chompers might soon become the chomped. This is a creepy tale after all and even the healthiest things can turn on you. Join Jasper and Thadeus in this second Creepy Tale chapter book and learn from Thadeus's mistakes before it's too late

Jasper Rabbit has the most AMAZING new underwear. But at night-time when all the lights are out, the underwear starts to GLOW bright green and get horribly CREEPY! Jasper Rabbit is a big rabbit, and he is NOT scared of the dark. And he’s definitely not scared of creepy underwear. Or is he? This funny, relatable and clever book about facing your fears from Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor Prize winner Peter Brown was a New York Times Bestseller when it first published in the US. Now published in the Uk for the first time, this comic-book-inspired book is the perfect gift for children who don't mind things getting a bit creepy this Halloween.

"Beautiful to the eye and sure to delight younger horror enthusiasts" --Kirkus Reviews (starred review) From the team behind the New York Times bestselling and Caldecott Medal-winning Creepy Carrots and its sequels comes the first entry in a spin-off chapter book series in which Jasper Rabbit tells the story of a young marmot whose tonsils get the better of him. Jasper the Rabbit is back A little older and wiser, he collects creepy stories to share as cautionary tales. If you're ready for some chills and chuckles alike, tune in as Jasper weaves the yarn of Charlie Marmot and the particular pickle he found himself in. See, Charlie here has a problem: his tonsils have become infected and have to come out. No biggie, right? But when he decides he wants to keep them in a jar for show and tell, things get creepy... First, strange slurping sounds in his room keep Charlie awake the night before his surgery. Then, he goes to the doctor only to be told his tonsils are already gone Could it be they're out for revenge? Join Jasper and Charlie in this first Creepy Tale chapter book and learn from Charlie's mistakes before it's too late

Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions—sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin’ magic! Features include: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open) Perfect bound Sturdy softcover Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Ribbon page marker 12-month planner: January–December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027 Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September–December 2025 Spans January–December 2026 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

Each weekly page of this hilarious swear-a-day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive-laden saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

Kasperi Kani rakastaa porkkanoita – erityisesti Paukkupompun pellon porkkanoita. Hän syö niitä matkalla kouluun. Hän syö niitä mennessään pesäpalloharjoituksiin.Hän syö niitä kävellessään kotiin.Kunnes eräänä päivänä porkkanat alkavat seurata Kasperia kaikkialle... Karmivat porkkanat on uuden Kasperi Kanin karmivat tarinat -sarjan ensimmäinen osa. Se on nauruhermoja kutkuttava kauhukirja, joka ottaa lasten pelot todesta mutta käsittelee niitä huumorin avulla. Kirjan käännösoikeudet on myyty yli 10 kielelle, ja maailmanlaajuisesti sitä on myyty 2 miljoonaa kappaletta!Aaron Reynolds on New York Times -bestsellerkirjailija, joka on julkaissut useita lastenkirjoja. Hän tekee säännöllisesti kouluvierailuja ja saa lapset haltioitumaan hulvattomilla esityksillään. Aaron asuu Chicagossa vaimonsa, kahden lapsensa, neljän kissansa ja nollasta kymmeneen kultakalan kanssa – päivästä riippuen.Peter Brown on monien myyntimenestyskirjojen kirjoittaja ja kuvittaja, joka on myös voittanut lukuisia palkintoja.Suositusikä 4+

Who're you, John James @%$&#! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word." Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September–December 2024 Spans January–December 2025 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Features colorful vintage bird artwork with even more colorful language

After their latest quest, Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock return to the Great and Powerful Kevin to claim their reward - a chance for Pan to see her mother, who died many years ago. But bringing back Pan’s mom seems impossible. Is Kevin full of hot air? When our heroes sniff out the truth behind his secret plans, a terrifying danger is unleashed, sending the friends on a nail-biting journey. Will their nose for trouble take them down for good? Or will they finally prove that they deserve the sweet smell of success? In this epic conclusion to the first four books in the Fart Quest series, Fart and friends discover that a true hero is not measured in the sum of their mistakes. But in the difference they make in spite of them.

The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes: seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart, and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. Then she learns of a kidnapped prince who needs rescuing from Glacierbane, and suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.

From the celebrated team behind Creepy Carrots!, Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor winner Peter Brown, comes a hilarious (and just a little creepy) story of a brave rabbit and a very weird pair of underwear.Jasper Rabbit is NOT a little bunny anymore. He’s not afraid of the dark, and he’s definitely not afraid of something as silly as underwear. But when the lights go out, suddenly his new big rabbit underwear glows in the dark. A ghoulish, greenish glow. If Jasper didn’t know any better he’d say his undies were a little, well, creepy. Jasper’s not scared obviously, he’s just done with creepy underwear. But after trying everything to get rid of them, they keep coming back!