Chris Harris

Whether you need scuttling dungeon denizens, alien horrors, or sentient avatars of the World Tree, the Creature Codex Pocket Edition has you covered! Nearly 400 new foes for your 5th Edition game—everything from acid ants and grave behemoths to void giants and zombie lords. All in a convenient, portable size! Creature Codex Pocket Edition includes: • A dozen new demons and five new angels • Wasteland dragons and dinosaurs • All-new golems, including the altar flame golem, doom golem, and keg golem • Elemental lords and animal lords to challenge powerful parties • Chieftains and other leaders for ratfolk, centaurs, goblins, trollkin, and more • New undead, including a hierophant lich to menace lower-level characters ...and much more! Use them in your favorite published setting, or populate the dungeons in a world of your own creation. Pick up Creature Codex and surprise your players with monsters they won’t be expecting! Compatible with the 5th edition of the world’s first roleplaying game!

George Michael Is Alive, isn't a biography, and definitely isn't, a conspiracy theory, it's a fictional fantasy telling the story of how two worlds collide. George, magnificent mega star and Chris an anonymous recluse, who for 35 years wanted to be George Michael. It has multiple layers, the story of the journey the boys go on. There's a love story or two, a tour and Glastonbury performance, I hope it makes you giggle, or even laugh out loud. It will possibly make you cry, but most of all I hope you enjoy the journey. George fans may very well see themselves in my story, as I don't believe that I'm the only person who fell for the talents, charisma, and magnificence of the legend George Michael.

Tyre destruction, power slides and continuous droolingChris Harris has driven more cars than most people could ever dream of. His vast knowledge is legendary. He calls it 'unhinged geekery'. But we call it infectious enthusiasm, adrenaline-fueled escapism and peerless journalistic rigour and integrity.And then there are his famous skills at the wheel, from city cars to rally cars, F1 to vintage, not forgetting the Guinness World Record 3.4km sideways in an electric car.And now for the first time, Harris is going all out with that unhinged geekery, and takes us down the road of his life-long adventure with the automobile - from the Scalextric track to the Nürburgring 24 Hour, via his own formative low-powered Somerset version of The Dukes of Hazard.A highly individual, petrol-soaked life story that's all down to variable valve timings.

Chris first had the idea for this book many years ago based on the name and feisty personality of his cat, Sky.Sky is on a mission to save her planet from starvation. On her way back from collecting food from a sister planet she encounters evil creatures trying to squeeze the life out of a sister spaceship carrying precious cargo home.Can Sky save the spaceship from Destruction?Can she complete her mission to help save her planet?'Sky The Spacecat' is Chris's debut book and is the first in a series, with the second book to be published soon.

Chris first had the idea for this book many years ago based on the name and feisty personality of his cat, Sky.Sky is on a mission to save her planet from starvation. On her way back from collecting food from a sister planet she encounters evil creatures trying to squeeze the life out of a sister spaceship carrying precious cargo home.Can Sky save the spaceship from Destruction?Can she complete her mission to help save her planet?'Sky The Spacecat' is Chris's debut book and is the first in a series, with the second book to be published soon.

'What defines the car-saddo condition is not being able to recall a time when the toy-car-era of your life actually ended. Because for us sufferers, it never does.' Nobody knows cars like Chris Harris does. He calls it 'unhinged geekery', but the rest of the world call it infectious enthusiasm, adrenaline fuelled escapism and rigorous journalistic integrity.And then there are his famous skills at the wheel, from city cars to rally cars, not forgetting the Guinness World Record 3.4km sideways in an electric car.And now for the first time, Harris takes us down the road of his lifelong obsession with the automobile - along surprising diversions, around hazards and obstructions, down the fast lane collecting Gs and back to the lock-up to prep the stock.From the six-year-old who could recite the stats from What Car? magazine to the YouTube car guru whose honest reviews got him banned by Ferrari. From the Scalextric track of his childhood, to podiums as a racing driver out in the world. From behind his garage doors to the floodlit Top Gear studio.Variable Valve Timings brings you an incredibly engaging story of adventure and petrolhead joy, told with wit, warmth and disarming honesty. This book is a true one-off, just like Chris.

"Highly recommended, it gets 5 stars and 8 moons and a chef's kiss and a tip of the hat and a jump in the lake from me."-Bob Odenkirk, award-winning actor, writer, and comedianI'm Just No Good at Rhyming is this century's most acclaimed comedic poetry collection so far, described as "a worthy heir to Silverstein, Seuss, and even Ogden Nash" (Publishers Weekly), "wildly imaginative...inspired and inspiring" (Kirkus), and as "everything a book for kids should be" (B.J. Novak). Now, Chris Harris delivers all that and more with dazzling new heights of creativity, kooky conundrums, witty wordsmithing, and of course, wacky laugh-out-loud fun!There's a whole new cast of characters to meet, from the Nail-Clipping Fairy (who delivers teeth at night), to Orloc the Destroyer (who can be defeated only by his mommy), to the Elderly Caveman (who complains about the younger generation obsessed with playing with fire). There are more mind-bending verbal and visual riddles, plus there's plenty of hilarious hijinks hiding around every corner, whether it's a buffalo that escapes one poem and roams through others or a meteor threatening to land on the book and obliterate everything. There's even a mini book-within-a-book! In between it all, cartoonist Andrea Tsurumi's diverse range of exuberant people, creatures, and anthropomorphic objects ripple through the pages with playful energy.If your head has a bellyache as you read this book, it will only be because you're laughing WAY. TOO. HARD!

The Flame of Heroes Must Light a Dark WorldWelcome to a world of dark roads and deep magic, where you can match wits with Baba Yaga, set sail for uncharted islands with minotaur corsairs, and face the fury of the giants in the icy north The Midgard Heroes Handbook for 5th Edition has everything you need to create a character for a 5th edition Midgard campaign, including full details on 11 new races and 4 variants on standard races. Roll up a trollkin barbarian, a ravenfolk fighter, a kobold rogue, and more.You'll also get more than four dozen new class options, including bard colleges and paladin oaths; martial, ranger, and rogue archetypes; cleric domains and a druid circle; sorcerous bloodlines, warlock pacts, and arcane traditions. There are also feats for new types of magic, 20 backgrounds, and nearly 300 new spells The shadow roads are open, and the World Serpent stirs in its sleep. Adventure awaits the bold Includes updated and expanded material from the fan-favorite Deep Magic series

Guaranteed to be a major hit at storytime, this hilarious interactive picture book is perfect for fans of The Book With No Pictures, The Serious Goose and Press Here. Okay, kid... I have a BIG THING that I really want to tell you. But it's VERY SERIOUS. So please, NO LAUGHING while I read you this book. Because...IF YOU LAUGH, I'M STARTING THIS BOOK OVER!In this riotous read-aloud from the bestselling author of I'm Just No Good at Rhyming and The Alphabet's Alphabet, the reader insists that listeners MUST. NOT. LAUGH-but the demand NOT to laugh leads to the absolutely irresistible temptation to do just that! Chock full of silly narrative twists, giggle-worthy character names, and ridiculously goofy illustrations by Serge Bloch, this interactive romp is sure to become a new storytime essential, whether you make it to the end or not!

Winter is setting in and the group must battle the worsening weather, as well as others who want to annihilate them. Cut off from any assistance the government can provide, they realise how tenuous their grip on survival is. Facing plagues of rats, disease and death, the group is forced to make a fateful decision: evacuate the compound so that some can survive the disease. For some it's too late. For others, is lasting survival finally in sight?

"What would happen if...?" Many people ask themselves the question, but how many actually do something about it? Tom lives in Birmingham, England with his family. After asking himself the question and researching the numerous possibilities, he decided it wouldn't do any harm to be a little prepared. Just in case. Not long after, he discovers the world is going to be hit by a massive Coronal Mass Ejection from the sun, which will turn the whole planet dark. He only has a few days to get ready. To prepare himself and his family for what might come next. People want what they have. How far is he willing to go to protect it?