Matt Shaw

A collection of obscure, weird, offensive, gross and twisted short stories Matt Shaw put a listing up in his store asking people to challenge him. The idea was, they paid a small fee and gave him a single word. He then had to write a story based upon that word. Why? He wanted to test his imagination and put his brain into overdrive, trying to think of stories based on obscure suggestions which he didn't control. Now some of the suggestions that came through were fairly "normal" and expected but, in those cases, he tried to do something unexpected. We really cannot go into more about that without ruining the surprise for some of the stories but, we are sure you will see what we mean when you get to reading. Essentially he took their word and twisted it. Don't worry, it's not cheating though. The word still figures in the story and is the basis of the story, he just looked at it in a different way is all. Before each story is the name of the person who brought the suggestion to him. He has then given a little introduction to each story and then that leads directly to the short itself. There are some sad stories, some disgusting ones, weird ones, funny ones... Basically this book is a mixed bag when it comes to its genre but, as a result, we think this book is probably the closest you can get to actually seeing his true, weird personality shining through. Or should that be, his personalities?

The Holy Bible, according to Matt Shaw. Taking the popular stories from the Bible and giving them a horror twist; this book is not intended to be used as a way of preaching your beliefs. God would probably frown down upon such usage, but if you wanted to put your feet up and chuckle along with some dark humour then - God would surely approve. For fans of the original book, this isn't for you. You won't like this. Don't read it. Don't be mad at me for writing it though because, if you think about it, I am still getting the important stories out there. Kind of.

There is a derelict house at the end of the street. For all but one day of the year, it remains boarded up with strict punishments in place for those foolish enough to trespass. On the one day it is open (Halloween), the nearby neighbours gather outside of its old doors and watch - on large screens - what happens within the crumbling walls. Inside the maze-like building, a lone survivor - trapped within for entertainment purposes - goes from room to room in a desperate bid to escape, unaware that potential death looms in each and every nook and cranny. Outside, the viewers cheer and clap as they stuff their faces with cotton candy and hotdogs. They laugh and reminisce about years gone by, and other people who'd tried to find the exit. As the "survivor" fights for his life, they place their bets. Welcome to the funhouse

The extended cut of "My Pug is an Asshole" Four years after writing the first book, Matt Shaw decided to revisit his work and add more content which will warn you the dangers of owning such a breed. Read the book, learn about the breed in a fun, lighthearted manner and then - if you STILL want the dog afterwards - you'll be both prepared and know that a pug is the right dog for you. If you read the book and decide a pug isn't for you, Matt Shaw has saved you immense stress and also saved a dog from going to someone ill-prepared to look after it. Interesting fact since the release of the "My Pug is an Asshole" Some people took to social media when the book first came out. They judged the book by the cover and went on the attack, stating Matt Shaw should never have an animal. They entirely missed the point of the book. The book was written to highlight little known information about pugs (and other flat face breeds). It's not to poke fun of them, it's not to spread hate. It is to inform of all the issues you, as a new owner, might face IF you purchase such a dog. From the original blurb: 'I WANT A DOG ' Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want a dog but you don't want one because you know it will be your responsibility to look after it when they grow bored. Well, this book isn't necessarily for you. This book is for those who want a dog but have no idea what they're really letting themselves in for. You see, I wanted a dog. I was one of those annoying people ranting and raving how badly I wanted one. 'Now I am an adult, I should be allowed to get a dog It's my house ' I got my dog. I got what I wanted. I even chose the dog. Now, as I sit here typing out this blurb, I weep. Why did I do this to myself? Why have I just committed to this little thing for God knows how many years? If you want a dog of your own. Read this book. Perhaps see things you didn't necessarily think of (on top of having to clean up its shit from when you go on walks or when it runs in your garden). Then, when you have read the book, make your decision again. Decide if it really is for you. Don't want a dog? Well this is about a pug called Chewie... Read about Chewie's first year and just laugh at my misadventures and misery... From Matt Shaw, author of 'Wasting Stamps', 'Plentyoffreaks' and 'Im fine' Reviews: "Spot on description of owning a dog" "So true on many, many levels" "Really funny insight on owning a dog" "Absolutely Adorable"

His life is a tricky one. He lives alone and the only people who know of his fetishes are those he pays. They do, after all, offer discretion and that is important to him. But, that's something "off" about him and, as a result, he has no friends. Then, one drunken evening, he makes a terrible mistake and wakes up to find himself next to a work colleague. Apparently the "drunk him" thought it would be a good idea to steal her away from her life. The sober him has no idea what to do with her. He isn't a monster, after all. He can't kill her but he can't release her either. She'll go straight to the police and he knows he won't survive prison. So what can he do? What a sticky mess he has got himself in to. An unusual story filled with grossness and - weirdly - heart. We shouldn't be afraid to be who we are, so long as we're not hurting people.

Body horror, biological horror, organic horror or visceral horror is horror fiction in which the horror is principally derived from the unnatural graphic transformation, degeneration or destruction of the physical body. Such works may deal with decay, disease, deformity, parasitism, mutation or mutilation - Wikipedia's definition. Matt Shaw has compiled a "must read" for all fans of horror, featuring some of the biggest names currently working in the horror genre. The authors were given one instruction: The story must be based around BODY HORROR. When the authors asked what the limits were, Matt Shaw simply said, "No limits."

A new reading experience from horror author Matt Shaw. When the character rolls a dice to make his decisions for him, the reader rolls a dice too Whatever the result on the dice is where the story steers EXTREME HORROR.

A new reading experience from horror author Matt Shaw. When the character rolls a dice to make his decisions for him, the reader rolls a dice too Whatever the result on the dice is where the story steers EXTREME HORROR.

The classic story of the Ugly Duckling. At school, no one looked at Steve unless it was to mock him. He was awkward, clumsy and a child cursed with acne. Years later and school is over and Steve has grown into a fine, handsome man. Now when he walks down the streets, he doesn't get people crossing the road to avoid him, he doesn't get people mocking him or quietly laughing behind his back. They still look but for far different reasons. Men are jealous of him and his model-like looks and seemingly successful life and women want to bed him. There's more to Steve that meets the eye though. His insides aren't quite wired the same way as other men and, despite the smiles and outwardly friendly personality that he gives off, he hasn't forgotten how people used to treat him. He hasn't forgiven them either and soon, all will regret laughing at him. Warning: This is a messed-up extreme horror story. It is not for those of a sensitive nature.

"We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow." - Ted Bundy A collection of short stories based on fictional serial killers from the twisted imagination of Matt Shaw, one of the horror genre's darkest authors. Needless to say, this collection - also illustrated by Matt Shaw - is not for the faint of heart or easily offended Stories include: POV Punctuality A Day in the Life of... Cruel Popcorn Hobbies Caught The Whispering Forests The Visitor The Bubble A Man and his Dog Someone's Here

This is a Short Story - 40 Pages Mark thought his life was complete. He had married the woman he loved and they were expecting their first child together. But, when Mark discovers his wife's diary and has a sneaky read, his life is turned upside down with dire consequences for all.

From Matt Shaw, the author of SICK B*STARDS, the OCTOPUS TRILOGY and BELOW DECK... Inspired by Matt Shaw's own recent hospital trip and subsequent operation; a new supernatural ghost story. The operation was relatively straight forward. They said he had a chance of being discharged on the same day but, as a worst case scenario, he should be prepared to spend at least one night on the ward. From the literature they gave him, it all sounded straight forward but he didn't expect to see things in the shadows and nor did he expect to hear the laughter as something unseen toyed with him whenever the dark came. Was he hallucinating due to the pain medication they were giving him or was there something more sinister lurking within the blackest parts of the ward's many, many shadows? Genre: Supernatural Ghost Story For fans of Matt Shaw's extreme horror books: Please be aware that this is a ghost story. It is intended for a wider audience. Categories for "Immortal Shadows" Supernatural horror ghost stories thriller suspense mystery

Sharon and Mary have watched every episode of The Game. They've watched it from the start, right through to the final series at Murder House. Even though the producers pulled the plug, the two super fans weren't quite ready to say goodbye to it yet and hope they can entice the producers to give them a show of their own. And, to get the producers on side, they have the perfect footage to showcase their talents and appreciation for The Game.

The Many Deaths Of Edgar Allan Poe Edgar Allan Poe's death remains a mystery even today. There are many theories as to what killed him. Some people believe Poe's death was caused by suicide, some believe murder, others consider cholera to be the leading factor, or hypoglycaemia, rabies, syphilis and even influenza. Whatever happened to him, Poe was found in a delirious state and wearing clothes believed to be belonging to someone else. In the days before his death, he was heard to be calling out for Reynolds, a man to which no one knew of Poe's connection. This book does not tell you the truth in what happened to Poe. That will remain, forever, a mystery. What this book does is bring together some of the biggest names in horror - from the mind behind the horror anthologies Masters Of Horror and NEXT DOOR - to tell THEIR version of what happened to Poe in his final moments. Expect gore, expect black humour, expect sex, expect violence, double-crossing and murder most foul... Expect pure fiction as we let our imaginations run riot. Including work from: Jim Goforth Kit Power Matt Shaw K. Trap Jones Tim Lebbon Shaun Hutson Gary McMahon Andrew Freudenberg Justin M. Woodward Mark Cassell Paul Flewitt Christine Morgan

Edgar Allan Poe's death remains a mystery even today. There are many theories as to what killed him. Some people believe Poe's death was caused by suicide, some believe murder, others consider cholera to be the leading factor, or hypoglycaemia, rabies, syphilis and even influenza. Whatever happened to him, Poe was found in a delirious state and wearing clothes believed to be belonging to someone else. In the days before his death, he was heard to be calling out for Reynolds, a man to which no one knew of Poe's connection. This book does not tell you the truth in what happened to Poe. That will remain, forever, a mystery. What this book does is bring together some of the biggest names in horror - from the mind behind the horror anthologies Masters Of Horror and NEXT DOOR - to tell THEIR version of what happened to Poe in his final moments. Expect gore, expect black humour, expect sex, expect violence, double-crossing and murder most foul... Expect pure fiction as we let our imaginations run riot.

This collection contains the following novellas bundled together to save you, the reader, money: Eat Dead Inside Chaturbate's Castrations Sick Something Inside Some Kind of Cu*t Matt Shaw is DEAD F*cked To Death And previously unpublished novella "HOUSE OF PAIN" All of the stories feature tales of revenge and, in true Matt Shaw form, psychopaths and murderers. Fair warning though: There is extreme content within this book so please do not purchase if easily offended

A pervert. That's what he is. He surfs his social media accounts, looking for unsuspecting women who happen to be online at the same time as him. When he finds them, he sends them the photos of his junk. He wants them to be disgusted, he gets off on it and it encourages him to send more. Tonight, though, he happens to pick on the wrong woman. She didn't ask for it, but he did.

Helen and Mark's relationship is stale. They rarely have sex anymore and, if they do, it is because Mark has instigated it. During those times, Helen just seems to go through the motions as though bored of what is taking place. Mark knows there is a problem but doesn't say anything. He just hopes that - one day - it will get better. Luckily for Mark, things do change. After an emergency visit to the dentist, to have a tooth extracted, Mark inadvertently stumbles across Helen's fetish...

In 2020 much of the world was put into "lockdown" due to the virus Covid-19. As an author, my life didn't really change too much as I tend to stay home most of the time anyway. Of course there were changes when I did go outside (such as queuing up to get into stores, social distancing and whatnot but that was about it, for me). I guess I was one of the lucky ones as people lost friends and loved-ones to the virus, as well as jobs. As I write this, we are indeed still locked down. More and more people are ignoring the rules in the UK though and deaths are on the up so God only knows when the world will return to what we once knew before all of this crap. Still... One benefit, it has given me some ideas for some more horror stories centred around the global pandemic and here, in this collection, I present them to you. Stay safe, kiddies. Collected here Part One A Taste Of Things To Come - A Series of Drabbles Part Two Greta - a short story The House Guests - a short story Death Rattle - a short story The Morgues Were Full - a short story Happy Anniversary - a short story Part Three The Lockdown Killer - a novella